A Worm that attacks Bulletin Boards

[perseus]

It's a worm which is taking over web forums that use PHP Bulletin Board. It
uses Google to spread. Here's some info on it.
http://news.zdnet.com/2100-1009_22-5499725.html?tag=nl.e589

 

[Easy 10]

Our bulletin board at work looks like it has woodworm. But actually its loads of holes made from darts, when there used to be a picture of the HR woman on there.

 

[Lord Bracknell]

There's another one as well.


*RESISTS THE TEMPTATION*

 

[Lord Bracknell]

*FINDING THIS REALLY DIFFICULT*

 

[Dawsey]

*HOLDS BACK LORD BRACKNELL*

 

[Barnet Seagull]

Steady now...

 

[larus]

Go on, go on, I dare you.

You big girls blouse.

Naa, na, na, naa, na.

 

[The Great Cornholio]

*FINDING THIS REALLY DIFFICULT*

Something to do with the fact the Big Board says :-

A Worm that attacks Bulletin Boards ------- Perseus.

?

Well someone had to do it.

 

[Man of Harveys]

He's gonna blow! He cannae take much more!

 

[Juan Albion]

Something like this?

 

[Cian]

PHP Bulletin Board refers to phpBB, a rather crap free bulletin board system known for having more holes than a vatican-approved condom.

vBulletin is what NSC uses. Its not free, and its fairly secure.

 

[Lord Bracknell]

He's gonna blow! He cannae take much more!

Thanks to Attila and his request to shuffle stickies around NSC, I think I'm over the worst now.

 

[Dave the OAP]

I'll do it!!!


SHUT YOUR FAT TREACHEROUS GOB ANDY HORTON YOU WORMLIKE PARASITE. I HOPE YOU HAVE A REALLY MISERABLE CHRISTMAS, I HOPE THE POWER GOES OFF IN YOUR HOUSE ON CHRISTMAS EVE, YOUR HOUSE FALLS DOWN AND YOU GET ATTACKED BY A SWARM OF PARTICULARILY NASTY HEDGEHOGS WHO CRAWL UP YOUR BOTTOM AND GIVE YOU PILES.


I can't tell you all how much better I feel for that

 

[fatboy]

I'll do it!!!


SHUT YOUR FAT TREACHEROUS GOB ANDY HORTON YOU WORMLIKE PARASITE. I HOPE YOU HAVE A REALLY MISERABLE CHRISTMAS, I HOPE THE POWER GOES OFF IN YOUR HOUSE ON CHRISTMAS EVE, YOUR HOUSE FALLS DOWN AND YOU GET ATTACKED BY A SWARM OF PARTICULARILY NASTY HEDGEHOGS WHO CRAWL UP YOUR BOTTOM AND GIVE YOU PILES.


I can't tell you all how much better I feel for that

 

[The Antikythera Mechanism]

Oh! that worm!

 

[Seagullible]

I'll do it!!!


SHUT YOUR FAT TREACHEROUS GOB ANDY HORTON YOU WORMLIKE PARASITE. I HOPE YOU HAVE A REALLY MISERABLE CHRISTMAS, I HOPE THE POWER GOES OFF IN YOUR HOUSE ON CHRISTMAS EVE, YOUR HOUSE FALLS DOWN AND YOU GET ATTACKED BY A SWARM OF PARTICULARILY NASTY HEDGEHOGS WHO CRAWL UP YOUR BOTTOM AND GIVE YOU PILES.


I can't tell you all how much better I feel for that

that is just class and ranks up almost as high as 'I fart in your general direction!'

 

[Titanic]

A SWARM of particularly nasty hedgehogs ??

 

[Dave the OAP]

....ones with particularily sharp spines who have been down to the local blacksmiths to have their spines sharpened specifically for this particular assignment....

 

[larus]

Could be a line from Blackadder (unless it is of course )

 

[Lady Bracknell]

I wouldn't miss this show for anything. I am as excited as a very excited person who's got a special reason to be excited, sir.