A woman's body has been found dead in a suitcase. Police are treating it as suspicious.

[Bombadier Botty]

You think she was killed by a bear?

I thought this happened in London, not Kemptown.

 

[Norman Potting]

I glad it isn't just me who found the "treating it as suspicious" bit amusing, clearly not the actual circumstances though.

 

[Herr Tubthumper]

I wonder what they used - chainsaw, hacksaw or warsaw?

Hopefully the were able to Krakow-pen the lock.

 

[Nibble]

Beeb says she was half Croation and half Polish. I hope they can figure out the combi-nation.

 

[sir albion]

Probably tried to get a free holiday and it back fired

 

[Wellesley]

I wonder if you'd still find it so funny if it turned out to be a suitcase of yours Rogero?

 

[beorhthelm]

Beeb says she was half Croation and half Polish. I hope they can figure out the combi-nation.

or a magician's assistants?

 

[Mutts Nuts]

This was announced on the radio yesterday. It made me laugh.

Only in this country,you could not make it up

 

[Herr Tubthumper]

Apparently the victims limbs had been severed at the wrists....the owner tried to claim it was hand luggage.

 

[Mutts Nuts]

Apparently the victims limbs had been severed at the wrists....the owner tried to claim it was hand luggage.

And this is regarded as suspicious,what the **** has happened to this country,can you see the Deutsche police coming out with such a statement.

 

[Pavilionaire]

Apparently the victims limbs had been severed at the wrists....the owner tried to claim it was hand luggage.

That's how they knew she was half-Croatian half-Polish, her wrists had been been Split Lodz of times.

 

[Hampster Gull]

There is a lot of baggage on this thread, we should all just move along

 

[seagullsslimjim]

I guess it will be an open and shut case !

 

[Herr Tubthumper]

There is a lot of baggage on this thread, we should all just move along

Awful joke. Don't give up the day job as you'll never have a carrier in comedy.

 

[Hampster Gull]

Awful joke. Don't give up the day job as you'll never have a carrier in comedy.

Zip it up HT, or if that doesnt work, use one of those straps

 

[Iggle Piggle]

Would never have happened under a Labour government.

 

[Mo Gosfield]

According to latest reports...the police are still looking into it.

 

[Norman Potting]

According to latest reports...the police are still looking into it.

..I think you are confusing this with the "Hole in the nudist colony fence" headline.

 

[Mo Gosfield]

..I think you are confusing this with the "Hole in the nudist colony fence" headline.

Ah yes....reminds of the advert for a deckchair franchise on the seafront ( fairly adjacent to the nudist beach )...' good seasonal uplift .....any reasonable offers considered.....no hidden ties....payment upfront.