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Vankleek Hill Seagull

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Jul 5, 2003
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Long Sault, actually....
Muslim Mothers

Two Muslim mothers are sitting in the cafe chatting over a pint of goat's milk.

The older of the moms pulls out her bag and starts flipping through pictures and reminiscing.

"This is my oldest son, Mohamed. He would be 24 now."

The other mom replies, "I remember him as a baby."

The mom says, "He's a martyr now."

"Oh, so sad, my dear."

Mom flips to another picture. "And this is my second son, Kali. He would be 21."

"Oh I remember him. He had such curly hair when he was born."

Mom sighs, "He's a martyr, too."

"Oh gracious me" says the second mother.

"And this is my third son. My beautiful Ahmed.! He would be 18" Mom whispers.

"Yes" says her friend enthusiastically, "I remember when he first started school."

"He's a martyr also" Mom says, with tears in her eyes.

After a pause and a deep sigh, the second Muslim mother looks wistfully at the photos and says:

"They blow up so fast, don't they?"
 




Uncle Spielberg

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Jul 6, 2003
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You are going to be in serious trouble with that one :eek:
 




Man of Harveys

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Jul 9, 2003
19,133
Brighton, UK
Uncle Spielberg said:
You are going to be in serious trouble with that one :eek:

Don't be daft: no he's not, it's not THAT bad. Mildly amusing, I'd say.
 






Uncle Spielberg

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Can't you get arrested for something like this nowadays ???
 










Jul 20, 2003
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I'm sorely tempted, but I'll just settle for:













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Robot Chicken

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Jul 5, 2003
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Lammy

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Oct 1, 2003
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Newhaven/Lewes/Atlanta
This is more like it;

* Knock, knock.

Who’s there?
The Prophet Mohammed, peace be upon him.
The Prophet Mohammed, who?
DIE, INFIDEL!!!
 


Lammy

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Oct 1, 2003
7,581
Newhaven/Lewes/Atlanta
* A man walks into a sex shop and tells the woman behind the counter he's looking for an inflatable doll.

The woman asks, "Would you like a Christian or a Muslim doll?" Confused, the man says "What's the difference?" "Well" replies the woman, "the Muslim one blows itself up".


:thumbsup:
 




Uncle Spielberg said:
Can't you get arrested for something like this nowadays ???

No, only in a very strange part of Britain called DailyMailLand apparantly. Why, do you live there?
 


Man of Harveys

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Jul 9, 2003
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Brighton, UK
London Irish said:
No, only in a very strange part of Britain called DailyMailLand apparantly. Why, do you live there?

:lolol:
 


Scoffers

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Jan 13, 2004
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Burgess Hill
Mods, delete this thread
 


Sandbag

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Jan 12, 2006
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Brighton
that was really funny when i heard it first time, now you've just ruined it for me :down: shame on you
 




bhaexpress

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Jul 7, 2003
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Kent
Un PC or not most of those made me snigger :lolol:
 




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