Cowfold Seagull
Fan of the 17 bus
He does look like some feckwit at school who forgot his PE kit, doesn't he. Most people couldn't look as unstylish as Boris if they ran through Oxfam backwards grabbing clothes as they went.
How can a foreign leader take him seriously when he looks like he does?
How can any foreign leader, especially a European one, take him seriously when he was responsible for Brexit?