[Other Sport] A Trip Down Memory Lane: Hedge Porn

[sydney]

The joys of finding a copy of Razzle in the hedge were increased ten fold when it wasn’t covered in someone else’s nut butter [emoji1303]

that is a genuinely worrying statement......

i found a polaroid of a guys erect weapon , covered in man jam , in a park in Worthing when i was about 12 , i showed it to my then girlfriend thingy who kept it , she in turn showed it to her older sister who got the wrong end of the stick and showed it to the mother ....they were under the impression it was my todger in the polaroid and my 12 yo girlthing was banned from seeing me apart from at school , it wasn't until some years later when i bumped into the sister one night that all became clear ....oh how we laughed , my then girl freind went on to marry and have a family with a card carrying NF member who done 6 years for burning down a restaurant whilst high on LSD .

Brooklands ws always plastered with hedge porn and local Jonnys patrolling the car park up the back looking for someone to give them a pokey bum ****....Worthing eh... funny old gaff.

 

[Papak]

Maybe I was ahead of the curve but a mid 80s trip to the open topped recycling container in the hospital car park yielded sufficient stock for a whole summer holiday.

 

[Gwylan]

More importantly, I never found one in a hedge. *sob*

Nor did I (nor anywhere else for that matter). Where were these hedges?

 

[Goldstone1976]

Nor did I (nor anywhere else for that matter). Where were these hedges?

North Lancing, edge of 16 acre field, 1976-1981 was quite reliable. Apparently.

 

[Gwylan]

North Lancing, edge of 16 acre field, 1976-1981 was quite reliable. Apparently.

A long way from Moulsecoomb though

 

[The Optimist]

Nor did I (nor anywhere else for that matter). Where were these hedges?

As kids we occasionally found stashed porn around Lindfield. The back of garages (blocks of garages not single ones) was one commonish spot.

 

[zeemeeuw]

I found a stash once in Victoria Park, Portslade whilst on my paper round c1980. I popped them in my bag amongst the remaining Evening Argus newspapers. At the end of my round, knowing that I would need to return my bag to the shop, I re-hid my quarry with a view to picking them up on the way home. 15 minutes later I returned to my hoard, literally high with anticipation, only to find someone else had found them (think I must have been followed). My god, the heartbreak! and my mother thought it was just teenage angst ... still at least I kept my eyesight.

 

[MattBackHome]

Nor did I (nor anywhere else for that matter). Where were these hedges?

I can vouch for one, in Camber Sands c.1990

 

[birthofanorange]

Nor did I (nor anywhere else for that matter). Where were these hedges?

I have no idea, but I do feel slightly cheated out of part of my youth.