[Other Sport] A Trip Down Memory Lane: Hedge Porn

[McTavish]

A study of the phenomenon that was Hedge Porn.

Oh for simpler times...

https://inews.co.uk/opinion/hedge-porn-first-data-set-collected-learn-people-experiences-1495384

 

[AmexRuislip]

Still a bit of a sticky subject to talk about

 

[Baker lite]

The joys of finding a copy of Razzle in the hedge were increased ten fold when it wasn’t covered in someone else’s nut butter [emoji1303]

 

[Gabbafella]

Always found jazz mags to be real page turners.
Just tended to be all the pages at the same time.

 

[LamieRobertson]

Still a bit of a sticky subject to talk about

Mrs AR won’t approve of smutty talk

 

[AmexRuislip]

Mrs AR won’t approve of smutty talk

Nah its ok, she's knitting me a gimp mask!

 

[LamieRobertson]

Nah its ok, she's knitting me a gimp mask!

I thought u preferred leather or pvc

 

[AmexRuislip]

I thought u preferred leather or pvc

Wool for cold weather......!

 

[AmexRuislip]

Mrs AR won’t approve of smutty talk

Anyway, the amount of old dears privets you have trimmed, hedge porn would at the bottom of your perve list

 

[Questions]

I’m beginning to think my mags were not stuck down with cuckoos spit when I found them then

 

[Eeyore]

I came across a lot of that.

 

[zefarelly]

I’m beginning to think my mags were not stuck down with cuckoos spit when I found them then

That's just your posh pronunciation.

 

[thedonkeycentrehalf]

Relive the 80s by leaving memory sticks full of porn under hedges - Gary Delaney

 

[Baker lite]

I’m beginning to think my mags were not stuck down with cuckoos spit when I found them then

Didn’t taste like cuckoo spit to me…

 

[SK1NT]

Happy childhood memories.

Going to my local Victoria Park in Worthing was always exciting. There was always something new to find in the hedges on a daily bases. Porn mags was just a small part of it all.

 

[banjo]

You don’t see bushes like that these days.

 

[birthofanorange]

What an absolutely vile thread to be starting, with all the horror that's going on in this world, right now. You should all be thoroughly ashamed of yourselves for contributing to it.
More importantly, I never found one in a hedge. *sob*

 

[dazzer6666]

Actually saw some quite recently……will disclose location for a small fee

 

[Harry Wilson's tackle]

I must admit, I'd love to have watched some bloke dispensing of it, all furtive, like. I mean.....what were they thinking? When no longer required, what's wrong with the 1970s (pre-recycling) bin? It's not as if anyone would rummage and find it, especially if wrapped in a bag full of cat litter and fish ghosts?

Unless... the hedges were some sort of razzlibrary?

 

[Klaas]

I must admit, I'd love to have watched some bloke dispensing of it, all furtive, like. I mean.....what were they thinking? When no longer required, what's wrong with the 1970s (pre-recycling) bin? It's not as if anyone would rummage and find it, especially if wrapped in a bag full of cat litter and fish ghosts?

Unless... the hedges were some sort of razzlibrary?

It's a public service! Or rather, it was.

https://youtu.be/Q_cjfq737NE?t=200