A threadful of GREAT song lyrics

[El Presidente]

Son I'm Thirty
I only went with your mother cos she's dirty
And I don't have a decent bone in me

Kinky Afro: The Happy Mondays

 

[SJ's Love Monkey]

Chooooooooon!

 

[SJ's Love Monkey]

I can virtually do anything I read
Someone somewhere swam between your knees
Hand me out fish, did some big tease
Oh man did you f*** it, baby brother I took it
Then I pilfered th ebag and the amex gold
Because the lord chief constable knows Im owen
And everybody said I told you so

God made it easy
God made it easy on me
God made it easy on me

God rains it es
God rains it es all on me
God made it es all on me

coz me and the chief got soul to soul
Me and the chief got slowly stoned
Me and the chief got soul to soul
Oh me and all the chiefs get slowly stoned

I like it and I want it and I just dont need to stop it
Cos me and all the rich got mobile homes - homes
Me and all the rich got mobile phones - bones

God made it easy
God made it easy on me
God made it easy on me

God rains it es
God rains it es all on me
God made it es all on me

coz me and the chief got soul to soul
Me and the chief got slowly stoned
Me and the chief got soul to soul
Oh me and all the chiefs get slowly stoned

God made it easy
God made it easy on me
God made it easy on me

God rains it es
God rains it es all on me
God made it es all on me

 

[SJ's Love Monkey]

God's Cop -Mondays again

 

[Frutos]

There are scratches all around the coin slot
Like a heartbeat, baby, trying to wake up,
But this machine can only swallow money
You cant lay a patch by computer design
Its just a lot of stupid, stupid signs.

Baby, instant soup doesnt really grab me
Today I need something more sub-sub-sub-substantial
A can of beans or blackeyed peas, some nescafe and ice,
A candy bar, a falling star, or a reading of doctor seuss.

Very profound, I'm sure you'll all agree.

 

[SJ's Love Monkey]

REM

 

[El Presidente]

The new groups are not concerned
With what there is to be learned
They got burton suits, ha you think its funny
Turning rebellion into money

All over people changing their votes
Along with their overcoats
If adolf hitler flew in today
Theyd send a limousine anyway

 

[The Auditor]

The new groups are not concerned
With what there is to be learned
They got burton suits, ha you think its funny
Turning rebellion into money

All over people changing their votes
Along with their overcoats
If adolf hitler flew in today
Theyd send a limousine anyway

The clash....White man in ham pally

 

[The Auditor]

Face front you got the future shining like a piece of Gold
But I swear as we get closer it looks more like a lump of coal

 

[John Boy]

Maybe I dont really want to know
How your garden grows
I just want to fly
Lately did you ever feel the pain
In the morning rain
As it soaks it to the bone

Maybe I just want to fly
I want to live I dont want to die
Maybe I just want to breath
Maybe I just dont believe
Maybe youre the same as me
We see things theyll never see
You and I are gonna live forever

 

[Stinky Kat]

Face front you got the future shining like a piece of Gold
But I swear as we get closer it looks more like a lump of coal

dont worry just be happy

 

[Superphil]

Hello darlin' - I'm home again
Covered in shit and aches and pains
Too knackered to think so give me time to come round
Just gimme the living room beat to the TV sound -

 

[shaolinpunk]

Youve been around all night
and thats a little long,
You think you've got the right,
But I think youve got it wrong.
Why can't you say goodnight
So you can take me home Mickey,

Cause when You say you will
It always means you won't
Youre givin me the chills
baby, please baby don't
Every night you still leave me alone
Mickey.

Oh Mickey what a pity you dont understand
You take me by the heart
You take me by the hand
Oh Mickey Youre so pretty
Cant you understand?
Its guys like you Mickey
Oh what you do Mickey
Do Mickey
Dont break my heart Mickey.

 

[jonny.rainbow]

Do you keep the reciepts
for the friends that you buy?

 

[wadhurstseagull]

Shirley,
it's quite exciting to be sleeping here in this new room
Shirley,
you're my reason to get out of bed before noon
Shirley,
you know when we sat out on the fire escape talking
Shirley,
what did you say about running before we were walking
Sometimes when we're as close as this
It's like we're in a dream
How can you lie there and think of England
When you don't even know who's in the team
Shirley,
your sexual politics have left me all of a muddle
Shirley,
we are joined in the ideological cuddle
I'm celebrating my love for you
With a pint of beer and a new tattoo
And if you haven't noticed yet
I'm more impressionable when my cement is wet
Politics and pregnancy
Are debated as we empty our glasses
And how I love those evening classes
Shirley,
you really know how to make a young man angry
Shirley,
can we get through the night without mentioning family
The people from your church agree
It's not much of a career
Trying the handles of parked cars
Whoops, there goes another year
Whoops, there goes another pint of beer
Here we are in our summer years
Living on icecream and chocolate kisses
Would the leaves fall from the trees
If I was your old man and you were my missus
Shirley,
give my greetings to the new brunette

 

[ezmally]

Theres so many different worlds
So many diffrent suns
And we have just one world
But we live in different ones

 

[Biscuit]

I'd like to be.
Under the sea.
In an Octopuses garden, in the shade.

 

[227 BHA]

There’s a man I meet walks up our street
He’s a worker for the council
Has been twenty years
And he takes no lip off nobody
And litter off the gutter
Puts it in a bag
And never seems to mutter
And he packs his lunch in a sunblest bag
The children call him bogie
He never lets on
But I know ’cause he once told me
He let me know a secret about the money in his kitty
He’s gonna buy a dinghy
Gonna call her dignity

 

[Northstander]

My mother said
that I never should
never play with the naughty rude girls in the wood
Their giggling talk I could never understood
And thats why I fell in love with my right hand

(Chorus)
And thats why
I'm a wanker
I'm a wanker
And does me good like it bloody well should
I'm a wanker
I'm a wanker
And im always pulling my pudd

I was 25 years old
before I was kissed
and then I found the I prefered
a swift one off the wrist
Its cheap and convenient
and you cant catch VD
Its avalible at anytime and its absolutly free

(Chorus)
And thats why
I'm a wanker
I'm a wanker
And it does me good like it bloody well should
I'm wanker
I'm a wanker
and im always pulling my pudd

Oh Mrs Palm
and your 5 lovely daughters
Thank you for having me
and being oh so kind
I've got pains in my arms
and my donkeys growing shorter
My knees have turnt to water
And I think im going blind

I've wanked over Italy
I've wanked over Spain
I've wanked in an omibus
I've even had a wank in a train

I've used a badger
and a melon
and a cat
a inflatable Linda Lovelace
and a David Crocket hat

(Chorus)
And thats why
I'm a wanker
I'm a wanker
and it does me good like it bloody well should
I'm a wanker
I'm a wanker
and im always pulling my pudd

Oh Mrs Palm
and your 5 lovely daughters
Thank you for having me
and being oh so kind
I've pains in my arms
and my donkeys growing shorter
My knees have turnt to water
And I think im going blind

 

[gripper stebson]

"You're the puzzle piece behind the couch that makes my sky complete" Lemonheads.

"And now my heart's beset with 18 carot gold regret" Bluetones.