A threadful of GREAT song lyrics

[Tyrone Biggums]

well you tried it just for once found it all right for kicks.
but now you found out that it's a habit that sticks.
and you're an orgasm addict.
you're an orgasm addict.
sneaking in the back door with dirty magazines.
now your mother wants to know what all those stains on your jeans.
and you're an orgasm addict.
you're an orgasm addict.
uh huh, uh huh, uhhhhh, uhhhhh [x3]
you get in a heat, you get in a sulk.
but you still keep a beating your meat to pulp.
and you're an orgasm addict.
you're an orgasm addict.
you're a kid cassanova.
you're a no-josep it's a labour of love f***ing yourself to death.
orgasm addict.
you're an orgasm addict.
uh huh, uhhhhh [x10] you're makin' out with school kids, winos and heads of state.
you even made it with the lady, who puts the little plastic bobins on the christmas cakes.
butchers' assistants and bellhops, you've had them all here and there.
children of god and their joy-strings, international women with no body hair.
oooh, so where they're askin' in an alley and your voice ain't steady.
if your sex mechanic's rough you're more than ready.
you're an orgasm addict.
you're an orgasm addict.
johnny want fuckie always and all ways.
he's got the energy, he will remain.
he's an orgasm addict.
he's an orgasm addict.
he's always at it.
he's always at it.
and he's an orgasm addict.
he's an orgasm addict.

 

[Beach Hut]

Love will tear us apart

 

[Tyrone Biggums]

Love will tear us apart

 

[Tyrone Biggums]

Parklife

"John's got brewers droop, he gets intimidated by the dirty pigeons - they love a bit of it."

 

[Frutos]

Particularly relevant for this weekend:

Turn to the six o'clock news, another soldier dies.
Tried to hide it but I couldn't help it, I had to cry.
When my little boy asked me 'Daddy, was he your friend?',
I said no, I didn't even know him.

But he was somebody's someone, a neighbour, a husband,
A brother, a father, and a mother's only son.
He was an uncle, a cousin, somebody's best friend,
And I'm sure at times a shoulder to lean on.
He was somebody's someone.

So I sat there in that chair and helped him understand,
How this brave young man gave his life for our land.
And although he's someone we'll never know,
To you and me he is a hero.

He was somebody's someone, a neighbour, a husband,
A brother, a father, and a mother's only son.
He was an uncle, a cousin, somebody's best friend,
And I'm sure at times a shoulder to lean on.
He was somebody's someone.

To the world he was a total stranger,
Who kept us safe and out of danger.
But now he's just a picture on TV,
Somebody's memory.

He was somebody's someone, a neighbour, a husband,
A brother, a father, and a mother's only son.
He was an uncle, a cousin, somebody's best friend,
And I'm sure at times a shoulder to lean on.
He was somebody's someone.
He was somebody's someone.

 

[Dennis and Lois]

I can virtually do anything I read
Someone somewhere swam between your knees
Hand me out fish, did some big tease
Oh man did you f*** it, baby brother I took it
Then I pilfered th ebag and the amex gold
Because the lord chief constable knows Im owen
And everybody said I told you so

God made it easy
God made it easy on me
God made it easy on me

God rains it es
God rains it es all on me
God made it es all on me

coz me and the chief got soul to soul
Me and the chief got slowly stoned
Me and the chief got soul to soul
Oh me and all the chiefs get slowly stoned

I like it and I want it and I just dont need to stop it
Cos me and all the rich got mobile homes - homes
Me and all the rich got mobile phones - bones

God made it easy
God made it easy on me
God made it easy on me

God rains it es
God rains it es all on me
God made it es all on me

coz me and the chief got soul to soul
Me and the chief got slowly stoned
Me and the chief got soul to soul
Oh me and all the chiefs get slowly stoned

God made it easy
God made it easy on me
God made it easy on me

God rains it es
God rains it es all on me

We know that one!

 

[Dennis and Lois]

I'm here to harrass you
I want yer pills an grass you
you don't look first class you
let me look up your ass you

 

[withdeanwombat]

Last radio playin'

 

[Lankyseagull]

I'm as honest as the day is long
The longer the daylight the less I do wrong.

Shut Up - Madness

 

[desprateseagull]

i know a bear that you all know- yogi, yogi..

 

[fatfingers]

God's Cop -Mondays again

listened to that this morning walking to work , Ryder masterclass

 

[Mark Ormerod's Gloves]

Bob Dylan Isis

I married Isis on the fifth day of May
But I could not hold on to her very long
So I cut off my hair and I rode straight away
For the wild unknown country where I could not go wrong.

I came to a high place of darkness and light
The dividing line ran through the center of town
I hitched up my pony to a post on the right
Went in to a laundry to wash my clothes down.

A man in the corner approached me for a match
I knew right away he was not ordinary
He said "Are you looking for something easy to catch ?"
I said "I got no money". He said "That ain't necessary".

We set out that night for the cold in the North
I gave him my blanket he gave me his word
I said "Where are we going ?" He said "We'd be back by the fourth"
I said "That's the best new that I've ever heard".

I was thinking about turquoise I was thinking about gold
I was thinking about diamonds and the world's biggest necklace
As we rode through the canyons through the devilish cold
I was thinking about Isis how she thought I was so reckless.

How she told me that one day we meet up again
And things would be different the next time we wed
If I only could hang on and just be her friend
I still can't remember all the best things she said.

We came to the pyramids all embedded in ice
He said "There's a body I'm trying to find
If I carry it out it'll bring a good prize"
It was then that I knew what he had on his mind.

The wind it was howling and the snow was outrageous
We chopped through the night and we chopped through the dawn
When he died I was hoping that it wasn't contagious
But I made up my mind that I had to go on.
I broke into the tomb but the casket was empty
There was no jewels no nothing I felt I'd been had
When I saw that my partner was just being friendly
When I took up his offer I must-a been mad.

I picked up his body and I dragged him inside
Threw him down in the hole and I put back the cover
I said a quick prayer and I felt satisfied
Then I rode back to find Isis just to tell her I love her.

She was there in the meadow where the creek used to rise
Blinded by sleep and in need of a bed
I came in from the East with the sun in my eyes
I cursed her one time then I rode on ahead.

She said "Where ya been ?" I said "No place special ?"
She said "You look different" I said "Well I guess"
She said "You been gone" I said "That's only natural"
She said "You gonna stay ?" I said "If you want me to, Yeah ".

Isis oh Isis you mystical child
What drives me to you is what drives me insane
I still can remember the way that you smiled
On the fifth day of May in the drizzling rain.