A thread of politically incorrect sentences (or 'how I gifted Steve the opportunity')

[Biscuit]

A thread full of politically incorrect sentences.

A principal, who is white, has been reassigned for saying the N-word while lecturing students about name-calling.

 

[bobbyzee]

a womans place is in the home......
( not that i agree with that......



























......a womans place should be in the bedroom!

 

[bobbyzee]

b4 i get flamed...
i am joking ......honest!

 

[zefarelly]

name a dangerous race . . . . . . the Arabs

(copyright Family fortunes)

 

[Safeway]

Indians are no good at football because they play bare-footed.

 

[Shizuoka Dolphin]

They all look the same.

 

[Safeway]

All blacks are thieves.

Actually, this isn't 'A thread full of politically incorrect sentences' at all, it's just an opportunity to be RACIST.

Disappointed in you, Biscuit. Or should that be BIGOT?

 

[bobbyzee]

hey...hang on, i'm being sexist!

 

[Dave the OAP]

One security guard at an office in London was asked to describe three burglars to the police.

"well, you could see their bright smiles in the dark" came the reply.

I kid you not

 

[Pavilionaire]

On the old Radio 2 in the 1980s a reporter once said:

"...and Spurs have equalised, it was Archibald with the goal but Crooks who did the spadework!..."

 

[Robbo]

If its brown, show em round
If its black, send it back!

 

[Hannibal smith]

Comedian I saw the other night

'Have we got any Iraqi's in tonight? No, Shame, I'm dying for a Piss.

 

[Biscuit]

What have I done!

 

[Hungry Joe.]

An old school friend of mine once chirped up this classic upon seeing a pre-pubescent girl inappropriately dressed with way too much make up on walk past the pub he was sitting outside (in full earshot of her mother) "it's no wonder they get abducted is it?"

Shameful

 

[Biscuit]

An old school friend of mine once chirped up this classic upon seeing a pre-pubescent girl inappropriately dressed with way too much make up on walk past the pub he was sitting outside (in full earshot of her mother) "it's no wonder they get abducted is it?"

Shameful

Wrong, but funny.

 

[Artois]

What have I done!

Bounced your own thread, you saddo

 

[Biscuit]

Bounced your own thread, you saddo

Now your doing it for me! Cheers MARTIN.

 

[perth seagull]

Australian Aborigines like sniffing petrol.