Juan Albion
Chicken Sniffer 3rd Class
The Boss said:No other word in the English language rhymes with "Orange"
Not true. There is the word 'borringe.'
The Boss said:No other word in the English language rhymes with "Orange"
And polar bears have black skinArtois said:Tigers have striped skin, not just striped fur.
D'Angelo Saxon said:The Long Island Iced Tea cocktail got its name from the prohibition years in the US. Drinkers would be able to escape reprimand by officials due to the drink's similar appearance to an Iced Tea.
I knew that, it was on a documentary about Guiness a little while back.D'Angelo Saxon said:The second largest Guiness drinking nation in the world after Ireland is Nigeria.
Scarface said:I knew that, it was on a documentary about Guiness a little while back.
They drink the bottles which still say that its good for you which are illegal over here now.
ChapmansThe Saviour said:That's my favourite so far.
larus said:The flesh between a womans pussy and arse is called a 'cosif'.
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.'cause if it wasn't there, her guts would fall out.
Thought that might amuse you for a friday. Tell me to piss off.Croydonbloke said:The sun rises in the East and sets in the West.
Why do women have legs?Juan Albion said:Reminds me of how the Stranglers explained why a woman's waist is called a waist the other night. "It's called a waist because there is plenty of room for some more **** there" apparently.
Croydonbloke said:The sun rises in the East and sets in the West.
Come on!.Scarface said:Ok then piss off!
Juan Albion said:RICHLAND, Washington (AP) -- Leana Beasley has faith that a dog is man's best friend.
Faith, a 4-year-old Rottweiler, phoned 911 when Beasley fell out of her wheelchair and barked urgently into the receiver until a dispatcher sent help. Then the service dog unlocked the front door for the police officer.
"I sensed there was a problem on the other end of the 911 call," said dispatcher Jenny Buchanan. "The dog was too persistent in barking directly into the phone receiver. I knew she was trying to tell me something."
Just one for you Perry.Perry Milkins said:Is that a 'Benny Hill' joke?