make sure the next old bike you ride does not have wheels matey probably bad taste considering what has happened but then again will probably make you laugh. Get well soon mate. NSC misses your wit and charm.
Really sorry to hear about your accident, hope the bike's ok. Hope you're soon up and about and ready to tuck into a nice plate of sausages, bacon and a nice juicy steak*. You'd better get out of there quickly otherwise I hear Gareth Glover's coming up to play you selected tracks from his CD collection.
(*I'm hoping the accident will make you forget you're a vegetarian).