A Thread Full of FICTIONAL Reasons Nicky Forster Wants OUT

[Titanic]

He's heard about the nesting bat colony that is causing a further 18 month delay for Falmer... so he will never play there now.

 

[Taybha]

he will be signing for notts county

 

[tottenhamseagull]

 

[phoenix]

wants new contract.put pressure on gus early.see whats going on. imho.

 

[Gully]

He has heard that the Albion are trying to sign John Terry in the summer and doesn't want to risk it.

 

[Giraffe]

He has heard that Bloom is running out of money and that the stadium development is about to halt and therefore wants to play at a proper football ground whilst he still can.

 

[POSKETT AT THE VALLEY]

Probably fed up with the strikers doing the biz on a regular basis and us still having a crap back four that looks like conceding at every opportunity.

Our most consistent and classiest player. We are deeply in the shit regardless of whether he plays or not as there will undoubtedly be a rift within the club now.

Was looking forward to the trip tomorrow.

What's madame tussauds like these days, have they got any efficient centre halves in there?

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

andy whing spunked on his legs in the showers

 

[POSKETT AT THE VALLEY]

andy whing spunked on his legs in the showers

 

[Lewes' best seagull]

Bored.

 

[Jimmy Grimble]

andy whing spunked on his legs in the showers

hahahahahaha

 

[Bluejuice]

He got sick of playing for a shower of shite week in week out?

 

[26-10-02]

The club is rising too far too fast.He doubted he was good enough for the meteoric rise through the leagues.

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

peter brezovan stuck his dick in his mouth when he was asleep and took a photo

 

[Lewes' best seagull]

peter brezovan stuck his dick in his mouth when he was asleep and took a photo

Source??

 

[Sergei's Celebration]

compare the market have reminded him that he is under a 2 year contract with them.

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

Source??

peter sent it to me via msn

 

[Don Quixote]

He was conned by Dick Knight thinking that next season there would be a new stadium.

Oh FICTIONAL!

 

[albionalex]

He left a floater in Poyets toilet.

 

[The Phoenix]

BHA is too big a club for him