A Team of Jobs

[Seagull]

I expect this has been done before but I couldn't find one on the site ... (Apologies if so)

Last night in the pub we were trying to make a team of players whose names are regular jobs. Can you improve on this team? Particularly interested in foreign players if you know what their names mean. Don't know any pig augmenters (Schweinsteiger) for instance or what about Forrestieris? Anyway ... Bit of an Albion bias as you will see

David Seaman

Marcos Painter
Terry Butcher
Steve Cook
Ken Tiler

Darren Fletcher
Richard Carpenter
Gary Gardner

Robbie Fowler
Alan Shearer
Alan Smith

Subs:
Norman Hunter
Leon Knight (not sure this counts!)

Managed by Steve Clarke

 

[Vegas Seagull]

Hooper & Cooper scored in the same match last week

 

[GingerBeerMan]

George Barker

 

[Everest]

Johnny Rep

 

[Everest]

Gabriel Agbonla-Whore

 

[Superphil]

Bastian Schweinsteiger (Pig farmer)

 

[Everest]

Lee Bowyer

 

[El Sid]

Terry cooper

 

[The Antikythera Mechanism]

Perry Digweed (presumably descended from a medieval gardener)

 

[cardboard]

Mark Bar(h)man

 

[Nathan]

Roque Santa Cruz

 

[Simster]

Robin Van Postie

 

[Postman Pat]

Paul Mariner
Kieron Dyer
Zeki Fryers
Norman Hunter
Gary Taylor-Fletcher (Multi-tasker!)

 

[El Sid]

Peter grommit

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

And one on Jobseeker's Allowance...

Joseph-Desire Job

 

[The Large One]

I expect this has been done before but I couldn't find one on the site ... (Apologies if so)

Last night in the pub we were trying to make a team of players whose names are regular jobs. Can you improve on this team? Particularly interested in foreign players if you know what their names mean. Don't know any pig augmenters (Schweinsteiger) for instance or what about Forrestieris? Anyway ... Bit of an Albion bias as you will see

David Seaman

Marcos Painter
Terry Butcher
Steve Cook
Ken Tiler

Darren Fletcher
Richard Carpenter
Gary Gardner

Robbie Fowler
Alan Shearer
Alan Smith

Subs:
Norman Hunter
Leon Knight (not sure this counts!)

Managed by Steve Clarke

Chairman: Bill Archer

 

[cardboard]

Patrick Berger flipper
Dan Pet Rescue

 

[Cowfold Seagull]

Clive (Dog) Walker.

 

[Fountainhead]

Osvaldo Art Dealers

 

[Seagull]

And one on Jobseeker's Allowance...

Joseph-Desire Job

Love it! There must be other dole related players!