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A SPUNKY opening to the World Cup...



Easy 10

Brain dead MUG SHEEP
Jul 5, 2003
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Peter Gabriel is involved in orgasnising the the opening ceremony to the World Cup Finals next year. Get this from The Times:

Asked for clues as to what the ceremony might entail, Gabriel divulged one possible detail. “Well, I did have this idea,” he said. “A red curtain across the goal, and that would grow to a skirt, and we’d attach little tails to footballs so they become like sperm.”

Reminded of the complaints prompted by the appearance of Greek gods in various states of undress during the Athens Olympics opening ceremony last year, the singer recognised the potential problems. “I don’t know if this is an idea that is going to fly.”

A spokesman for the gala organisers confirmed that the appearance of a red curtain had been discussed but she refused to reveal any more as the content is supposed to be a secret.


I've heard it all now. Spunk all over the pitch in the opening ceremony. Marvellous.

:lolol: :lolol:
 
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Easy 10 said:
:jester:

I assure you its REAL :thumbsup:

:ohmy:
In that case I think it would be better with two red curtains, that gently open as FIFA dignataries gently caresses various pull ropes, then the sperm rush in and out steps lots of dwarves dressed as Sepp Blatters.
Hurrah!
 




























Easy 10

Brain dead MUG SHEEP
Jul 5, 2003
62,377
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France have a chicken on their badge, so Peter can't use them.

How about a shaved vole ?
 








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