A song for Bong

[IsawGerryRyanScore]

For a weeks or two I've been thinking there has to be a song for Gaetan Bong based on The Strangler's 'Golden Brown' and thanks to [MENTION=2369]Koaste[/MENTION] on Twitter who came up with the following brilliant lyrics.

Gaetan Bong, tackles for fun
Gaetan Bong, crosses for Hemed
From Cameroon, this is his tune
Never go wrong, with Gaetan Bong

Anyone got any better suggestions?

Can we get this one going for Fulham tomorrow?

 

[hans kraay fan club]

Posh Spice is a slapper
She loves a big black shlong
And when she's shagging Beckham
She dreams of Gaeten Bong

#Tradition

 

[8ace]

You never pass the Bong,
You never pass the Bong,
You never pass the Bong,

 

[Hyperion]

Posh Spice is a slapper
She loves a big black shlong
And when she's shagging Beckham
She dreams of Gaeten Bong

#Tradition

Blimey, you're like a 'Posh Spice' Jukebox at the moment.

 

[One Teddy Maybank]

Start shouting Bong slowly then speed up whilst jumping up and down....

Bong, Bong, Bong, Bong......

 

[One Teddy Maybank]

Posh Spice is a slapper
She loves a big black shlong
And when she's shagging Beckham
She dreams of Gaeten Bong

#Tradition

[emoji23]

 

[DJB]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g_r4ieUmG6c

 

[rool]

Gaetan Bong, tackles for fun
Gaetan Bong,down our wing he runs
From Cameroon, this is his tune
Never go wrong, with Gaetan Bong

Slight edit to the Strangler's one above

 

[Foul Play Rocks]

To the tune of "Let's Marvin Gaye and get it on"

Let's sing a song for Gaetan Bong
He plays left back for Albion
If you want to sing a song ........ just join along
We'll sing a song for Gaetan Bong

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

we're missing an absolute trick when it comes to the 'thong song' in my opinion

 

[rool]

Could work something in this Weird Al Jankovic song to George Harrison, I got my mind set on you:-

This song is just six words long
This song is just six words long
This song is just six words long
This song is just six words long

Couldn't think of any lyrics
No I never wrote the lyrics
So I'll just sing any old lyrics
That come to mind, child

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

Get it on
Bang a gong
Gaetan Bong

 

[hans kraay fan club]

Blimey, you're like a 'Posh Spice' Jukebox at the moment.

TRADITIONS are important.

 

[Goldstone1976]

Get it on
Bang a gong
Gaetan Bong

Winner; shirley? Simple and memorable. Meaningless too, which adds to its charm.

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

Winner; shirley? Simple and memorable. Meaningless too, which adds to its charm.

Meaningless? MEANINGLESS? How VERY dare you sir!

It even has a tune that you may well recall if you were born in the olden days...

 

[dazzer6666]

We could all shout 'Bong' 10 times like the opening of News at 10.............sure the timing'll be no problem

 

[Buzzer]

To the tune of Elton John's 'Your Song':

It's a little bit funny this feeling inside
I'm not one of those who can easily hide
I don't have much money but boy if I did
I'd buy a big house where we both could live


If I was a sculptor, but then again, no
Or a man who makes potions with my magical schlong
I know it's not much but it's the best I can do
My gift is my song and this one's for Bong


And you can tell everybody this is your song
It may be quite simple but now that it's done
I hope you don't mind
I hope you don't mind that I put down in words
How wonderful life is while you're in the world


I sat on the roof and kicked off the moss
Well a few of the verses well they've got me quite cross
But the sun's been quite kind and I stayed up till 8
It's for people like you. Okay mate.


So excuse me forgetting but these things I do
You see I've forgotten if they're green or they're blue
Anyway the thing is what I really mean
Yours are the sweetest eyes I've ever seen


And you can tell everybody this is your song
I may be quite simple but I'm not bloody wrong
I hope you don't mind
I hope you don't mind that I put down in words
How wonderful life is while you're in the world


I hope you don't mind
I hope you don't mind that I put down in song
How wonderful life is a bingee bingee bong.

 

[gullshark]

How about humming the countdown theme?

diddle doodle diddly dooo... BONG

 

[Goldstone1976]

Meaningless? MEANINGLESS? How VERY dare you sir!

It even has a tune that you may well recall if you were born in the olden days...

No,no, no!!! Of course I remember the song - a classic! Meaningless in the context of a left back playing professional football, I meant.

I was serious about it being the winner - it scans, it rhymes (it would be hard not to, but still), it's familiar; it's GRRReeeaattt.

 

[Gazwag]

We have a song for Bong