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tedebear

Legal Alien
NSC Patron
Jul 7, 2003
17,117
In my computer
A married couple went to have their baby delivered. Upon their arrival, the doctor said he had invented a new machine that would transfer a portion of the mother's labour pain to the baby's father.

He asked if they were willing to try it out. They were both very much in favour of it. The doctor set the pain transfer to 10% for starters, explaining that even 10% was probably more pain than the father had ever experienced before.

As the labour progressed, the husband felt fine and asked the doctor to go ahead and kick it up a notch. The doctor then adjusted the machine to 20% pain transfer.

The husband was still feeling fine. The doctor checked the husband's blood pressure and was amazed at
how well he was doing. At this point, they decided to try for 50%. The husband continued to feel quite well.

Since the pain transfer was obviously helping out the wife considerably, the husband encouraged the doctor to transfer ALL the pain to him.

The wife delivered a healthy baby with virtually no pain. She and her husband were ecstatic.

When they got home, the milkman was dead on the porch.
 










Napper

Well-known member
Jul 9, 2003
24,464
Sussex
:lolol:

if blokes did experience child birth , it would be that of a mild / severe headache

No big deal
 




Mrs Coach

aka Jesus H. Woman
Imagine the notion of pulling your bottom lip over your head then you'll have an idea of childbirth! It almost doesnt seem physically possible.
But then, the day after a curry and beer fest, I expect you men manage the same feat!

Mrs Coach
 


bhaexpress

New member
Jul 7, 2003
27,627
Kent
Coach said:
Imagine the notion of pulling your bottom lip over your head then you'll have an idea of childbirth! It almost doesnt seem physically possible.
But then, the day after a curry and beer fest, I expect you men manage the same feat!

Mrs Coach

As someone who has probably not had to pluck nasal hair you have a nerve to complain about childbirth. After all, you can take a pill !
 


Yoda

English & European
:lolol: :lolol: :lolol:

A man goes to the supermarket and notices a beautiful blonde woman waving at him and wants to say hello.

He's rather taken aback, because she looks familiar but he can't place where he knows her from. So he says, "Do you know me?"

To which she replies, "I think you're the father of one of my kids."

Now his mind travels back to the only time he as ever been unfaithful to his wife and says, "My God, are you the stripper from my bachelor party that I laid on the pool table with all my buddies watching, your partner whipped my behind with wet celery and then stuck a carrot up my arse???"

Without even blinking she looked calmly into his eyes and said, "No, I'm your son's maths teacher."
 
















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