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When will 1066gull lose his V?


  • Total voters
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FLOG GNAW

Banned
Sep 21, 2009
1,008
Under Your Skin.
When will he stop asking us about our Pubic hair and find a girl FFS????
 




Gerbil

Nsc's most loved
Jul 6, 2003
6,257
Stalking Hayley
He's actually lost the plot, f***ing halfwit.
 


Dr Q

Well-known member
Jul 29, 2004
1,847
Cobbydale
I reckon he's popped his cherry already, but there was a financial transaction involved!
 


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1066gull

Guest
ive done everything apart from putting it in....

yes ive fingered.......
 






















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1066gull

Guest
its nearly 2 years ago, cant say ive done better since....
 

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The Grockle

Formally Croydon Seagull
Sep 26, 2008
5,765
Dorset
ive done everything apart from putting it in....

yes ive fingered.......

Have you tried bullshitting your way into a girls knickers? Try adopting one of the following made up professions/sittuations;

You are a Dolphin trainer who uses Dolphin therapy to help sick/ill children.

You have just returned from Borneo where you have been helping/saving orphaned Oruanatangs(sp)

You have just returned from Africa where you have been removing land mines, be sure to add 'to save the children'.

And finally the wild card.... explain to your intended victim/target that you were the only surviver in a horrific amazon boat accident where all your friends were eaten by piranas, you tried in vein to save them now your back home just looking to meet new people.

Good luck.
 


vegster

Sanity Clause
May 5, 2008
28,273
its nearly 2 years ago, cant say ive done better since....

Crikey, what a catch ! fancy letting that one slip through your fingers ? Seriously, that must be an Aunt or Cousin surely ?
 


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