A quick Poll

[FLOG GNAW]

When will he stop asking us about our Pubic hair and find a girl FFS?

 

[Gerbil]

He's actually lost the plot, f***ing halfwit.

 

[Dr Q]

I reckon he's popped his cherry already, but there was a financial transaction involved!

 

[1066gull]

ive done everything apart from putting it in....

yes ive fingered.......

 

[SirDouglasLoft]

ive done everything apart from putting it in....

yes ive fingered.......

Yourself don't count.

 

[Helter]

ive done everything apart from putting it in....

yes ive fingered.......

Sorry but I couldn't help but laugh

 

[seven stands]

go and sleep tonights beer off

 

[Gerbil]

ive done everything apart from putting it in....

yes ive fingered.......

How old are you, seriously?

 

[Gerbil]

ive done everything apart from putting it in....

yes ive fingered.......

double post.

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

I just snorted Ribena out my nose

Sure beats the 100 daily Villa threads we've been getting lately

 

[Normal Rob]

I've voted 20-30. However i do not necessarily think that it will be with a human.

 

[1066gull]

its nearly 2 years ago, cant say ive done better since....

 

[1066gull]

'it popped my veins'


('sake ****!)

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

NSC GOLD, it just has to be

 

[Stumpy Tim]

I thought it had been established that he's a paedo? I just remember a few threads in which he kinda admitted it

 

[seven stands]

NSC GOLD, it just has to be

think we will end up with a few new golds today

 

[Basil Fawlty]

1066 is on drugs, tonight proves it. But which drugs is he on? I feel a poll coming on....

 

[1066gull]

1066 is on drugs, tonight proves it. But which drugs is he on? I feel a poll coming on....

How are the ducks? been feeding them recently?

 

[The Grockle]

ive done everything apart from putting it in....

yes ive fingered.......

Have you tried bullshitting your way into a girls knickers? Try adopting one of the following made up professions/sittuations;

You are a Dolphin trainer who uses Dolphin therapy to help sick/ill children.

You have just returned from Borneo where you have been helping/saving orphaned Oruanatangs(sp)

You have just returned from Africa where you have been removing land mines, be sure to add 'to save the children'.

And finally the wild card.... explain to your intended victim/target that you were the only surviver in a horrific amazon boat accident where all your friends were eaten by piranas, you tried in vein to save them now your back home just looking to meet new people.

Good luck.

 

[vegster]

its nearly 2 years ago, cant say ive done better since....

Crikey, what a catch ! fancy letting that one slip through your fingers ? Seriously, that must be an Aunt or Cousin surely ?