Blimey. They'll put any old shit on the internet these days.
I figured the seaside part of the rant, but wasn't sure what teams QPR had come up against recently for this uber fan to make such a quote - or maybe he just doesn't like rock? Mind you, looks like he may have eaten to much of it at some point in his life!
Ahem...............................
It's not clear how the 'keeper would be paid under his revolutionary 'pay them by the metre they've run' system. They may end up conceding because Smithies has hared off down the other end to bump up his wages.