Knocky's Nose
Mon nez est retiré.
Obviously showboating, not even a mention on MOTD.
Which really pissed me off...
Any other Top 6 player who did that would have been carried aloft the shoulders of Right said Fred and Gary Leicesterker and paraded to the world. When you play for Brighton you could score with your pecker from 70 yards and not get a mention.
It also looked like playing Brighton, even if you're Man Utd, slides you down a few spots on MoTD. We appear to carry some form of handicap!!