A personal plea to Craig Mackail-Smith

[Captain Sensible]

He's gonna get a couple this Saturday. 8/1

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

8/1 is pants. I would rather stick my birthday money on the first goalscorer at 5/1. No pressure Craig.

 

[Betfair Bozo]

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[pasty]

In view of this eventuality I will be going LARGE on you to do this at Ladbrokes Plc at around 6/1

Oh no, now you've done it haven't you. He's not going to score for weeks now

 

[DavidinSouthampton]

Happy birthday to you
squashed tomatoes and stew
you look like a monkey
and you smell like one to............................................. sorry national limerick day.

That's not a limerick.

And why not go for the hat-trick - to be dedicated to anyone who has a birthday that day.

 

[Brighton TID]

Surely being a 'dirty' rich accountant you could buy him a goal for your own birthday?

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

Surely being a 'dirty' rich accountant you could buy him a goal for your own birthday?

Eh, what

 

[DTES]

Also to lift your top up and see " this is for Gareth " written on a white t shirt with a black felt tipped pen when you do score the first goal would be a nice touch

How does he know where you are? I think you need to spell out for Craig exactly where in the ground you will be, so he can look you in the eye as he shows of the t-shirt.

 

[halbpro]

Sorry, but I'm putting money on Bruno first with a 2-0 win. 230/1. Craig can have the second goal

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

8/1 is pants. I would rather stick my birthday money on the first goalscorer at 5/1. No pressure Craig.

Better bet is last goal Uncle, then you get a bit more of a run for your money. Od do both, then if we win 1-0 you get paid out twice

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

COME ON CRAIG !. I will be in the East Upper Stand. Thanks. Gareth

 

[Titus]

Is there anything more sad than bouncing your own thread?

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

Happy 50th birthday Gareth

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

Is there anything more sad than bouncing your own thread?

No, I am a sad fucker. A 50 year old sad fucker. Happy 50th !

 

[Brovion]

Happy Birthday Gareth. Hope your dog got you a nice present!

 

[hart's shirt]

Happy Birthday Gareth. Here's hoping your birthday wish comes true in a LARGE way.

 

[Zebedee]

No my WHOLE birthday depends on Craig scoring the first goal.

It could, of course, be the other Craig that scores first.........for Barnsley. But let's hope not.

 

[Hillian1]

Craig

Please could you " fix it " for me for you to score the first goal on Saturday in recognition of my 50th birthday.

This would make my special day and prove all the doubting bastards wrong. Also to lift your top up and see " this is for Gareth " written on a white t shirt with a black felt tipped pen when you do score the first goal would be a nice touch but not essential.

In view of this eventuality I will be going LARGE on you to do this at Ladbrokes Plc at around 6/1 and if you do not my birthday will be RUINED.

Thanks very much.

Gareth

Happy 50th Uncle.

Have a good one.

 

[Everest]

Welcome to the 50 club, Gareth.

Shame my subscription ran out the other week.
Still, you won't have a better day than I did for my 50th, Donny last season.

 

[hart's shirt]

He's gonna get a couple this Saturday. 8/1

By the way, what are tonight's lottery numbers?