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A Norwich steward sunk to a new "world" stupidity level today









Nibble

New member
Jan 3, 2007
19,238
of course in every sense of the word. im no different to you as I do as im told and love every minute of it. righto:ohmy:

You have absolutely no idea what I do or don't do. We know you do because you're on here pissing and moaning about it over 24 hours later. It Norfolk, it's full of wurzels, get over it.
 


Spicy

We're going up.
Dec 18, 2003
6,038
London
Poor Gully. I cannot seem to separate Ernest and Everest today - maybe I am hung over or it's just a blonde moment.:lol:
 






Westdene Seagull

aka Cap'n Carl Firecrotch
NSC Patron
Oct 27, 2003
21,527
The arse end of Hangleton
oh my f*cking word who's being the drama queen now then. i struggle to believe what im actually hearing when i hear sh*t like frisking is part of the solution to violence, frisking really did put the wind up the hooligans backs didn't it tw*t.

now don't you go working yourself in to a frenzy now kid because i don't want to be faced with your mum tapping my door. now run along and do as mummy tells you just like you do when confronted by them big grizzly stewards.

Oh dear :facepalm: Stop wetting yourself little boy and run along to Mummy and complain about those big nasty stewards who are breaking your human rights by searching your teddy bear. Make sure they don't confiscate your cuddly and dummy :catfight:
 
















Jan 30, 2008
31,981
Oh dear :facepalm: Stop wetting yourself little boy and run along to Mummy and complain about those big nasty stewards who are breaking your human rights by searching your teddy bear. Make sure they don't confiscate your cuddly and dummy :catfight:
Clueless response you din ,do you know brighton fella???
regards
DR
 




seagullsovergrimsby

#cpfctinpotclub
Aug 21, 2005
43,946
Crap Town
Are Brighton in the Premier League? Have ANY Brighton fans been involved in any such incident? When was the last time that pyrotechnics used in either a Brighton or Norwich match? In fact, how often have pyrotechnics occurred at any of the 46 matches that occur every week, let alone in the Premier League? How often have children been used to smuggle pyrotechnics in?

This 'disturbing' element has no quantification - how many times? And is the response to a Premier League report on an incident that as far as I can tell is rarer than rocking horse poo by searching children in a lower league game with absolutely zero chance of aggro or pyrotechnics a proportionate response?

Common sense should prevail, not use unquantified reports to further piss off innocent fans as they lawfully go about watching a footie game with their kid. Jesus wept, I can't believe this is being defended with such spurious vigour.
Grimsby Town fans lobbed 4 smoke bombs onto the pitch last Saturday at Altrincham , rumours are that kids are taking them in because the adult supporters are being patted down and having all bags checked after several incidents in the past.
 




Questions

Habitual User
Oct 18, 2006
25,513
Worthing
its a valid point,there is no reason to confiscate little deodorants,are they even on the banned list?

it seems odd that the authorities claim to be able to catch anyone on cctv doing something wrong in the ground yet you taking in some mini BO bash causes a problem.

There is common sense and then there is common sense,

One of NSC's old posters was with his young son who had his deodorant confiscated recently because according to the steward it could be 'used as a flame thrower'.
The child had never realised that they could be used for that up till then.
 
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Nibble

New member
Jan 3, 2007
19,238
Stewards very rarely get jobsworthy with searches and if they do you can bet it'll be due to some unusual directive. If the youngling was being singled out by the steward week after week I could understand but this is just a case of someone thinking they are somehow special and shouldn't be subject to the same rules as everyone else. Whinging in other words.
 




pasty

A different kind of pasty
Jul 5, 2003
31,040
West, West, West Sussex
One of NSC's old posters was with his young son who had his deodorant confiscated recently because according to the steward it could be 'used as a flame thrower'.
The child had never realised that they could be used for that up till then.

I also had a deodorant confiscated whilst going into the Amex recently. and the steward gave me the exact same explanation. Difference is to the OP and the mood of this thread in genreal is, my reaction was "fair enough, if those are the rules then fair enough, I will simply pick up my deodorant after the game", which I did. **** me, some people will whinge and whine about anything nowadays.

I remember a few years back when they used to have the 3 day music festival at Stanmer Park. I went to the roots day and a family were really kicking off about the fact the stewards searched a young female child for drugs, claiming civil liberties and how appalling it was that they searched a child. Well guess what, they found drugs concealed in the young girls dreadlocks.
 




spence

British and Proud
Oct 15, 2014
9,953
Crawley
I also had a deodorant confiscated whilst going into the Amex recently. and the steward gave me the exact same explanation. Difference is to the OP and the mood of this thread in genreal is, my reaction was "fair enough, if those are the rules then fair enough, I will simply pick up my deodorant after the game", which I did. **** me, some people will whinge and whine about anything nowadays.

I remember a few years back when they used to have the 3 day music festival at Stanmer Park. I went to the roots day and a family were really kicking off about the fact the stewards searched a young female child for drugs, claiming civil liberties and how appalling it was that they searched a child. Well guess what, they found drugs concealed in the young girls dreadlocks.


I don't think it's a case of people whinging at all. It boils down to some absolutely pathetic reasons to confiscate items or tell people off.

Quite frankly it's embarrassing and has gone to far.The most used objects to chuck at matches are probably coins or lighters which don't get confiscated.. Not charging at away fans with flames spurting out of a can of Linx Africa or searching stuffed cuddly toys for Semtex.

Once again it all comes down to using your common sense but we lack that in this country now.
 


Westdene Wonder

New member
Aug 3, 2010
1,787
Brighton
Stewards very rarely get jobsworthy with searches and if they do you can bet it'll be due to some unusual directive. If the youngling was being singled out by the steward week after week I could understand but this is just a case of someone thinking they are somehow special and shouldn't be subject to the same rules as everyone else. Whinging in other words.

Norwich supporters must be pleased to note their stewards have been trained to safeguard their safety,terrorists these days use women and children to test security also the idiots who try to conceal flares etc,sincerely hope our stewards have received the same training.
 


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