Perhaps there's a really carbon intensive disposal method for global warming sceptics. Maybe being blasted into space strapped to a Saturn rocket or something.
A crematorium in West Sussex is offering bereaved people bespoke vinyl records containing a small amount of their loved one's ashes.
On its website, the company says: "Press your ashes or those of a loved one into a vinyl recording to be cherished for generations.
Record a personal message, your last will and testament, your own soundtrack or just the sound of silence to hear your pops and crackles for the minimal approach."
The company is also offering people the chance to design their own sleeve and artwork for the record.