a much better joke

[biggles]

My wife is pregnant and our 5 year old son was asking questions over dinner today, he was wondering how the baby got inside his mum.
So I said keeping it real simple "Well daddy's seed fertilised mummy's egg."
My son replied "Did mommy swallow your seed?"
I sighed and gloomily said "not even on my birthday."
....tonight I'm sleeping on the sofa....

 

[vegster]

Capt.W.E.Johns summed it up very succintly I thought with " Biggles flies Undone "

 

[cw00]

My wife is pregnant and our 5 year old son was asking questions over dinner today, he was wondering how the baby got inside his mum.
So I said keeping it real simple "Well daddy's seed fertilised mummy's egg."
My son replied "Did mommy swallow your seed?"
I sighed and gloomily said "not even on my birthday."
....tonight I'm sleeping on the sofa....

try again

 

[GT49er]

Capt.W.E.Johns summed it up very succintly I thought with " Biggles flies Undone "

Well, if you remember reading the books, Biggles did ejaculate quite often!

 

[Skint Gull]

try again

eh? you didn't get it?

 

[Spider]

eh? you didn't get it?

I think it was more to do with the fact it's a shit joke!

 

[rcf0712]

made me laugh, but then I laughed at this too having not heard it before....
Darth Vader to Luke Skywalker by a Christmas tree in a galaxy far far away - "I know what you're getting for Christmas Luke", Luke back "how do you know", Darth Vader - "I can feel your presence"