Easy 10
Brain dead MUG SHEEP
OK, I appreciate we are now on the brink of the Premier League, a new Star Wars is coming out, and Piers Morgan has found a tumour. But despite all this fantastic news, there is STILL something massively spoiling my life, and it is this:
I love them. I love their understated style when you pop them on a coat, or a bodywarmer. It looks like an obscure designer label too cool for mainstream. That glossy enamel, that "ooh...what does THAT mean ?" admiring look that I regularly get from various sluts and supermodels visiting tanning salons in Portslade. But here's the hitch - for a stick-pin badge, they DON'T STICK
So many times now, I look down to my left tit and my little enamel Seagull has gone. The grippy bit on the back is COMPLETELY inadequate, and results in my badge slip-slip-slipping away without my knowledge. I've bought 4, and 3 are now MIA.
Its not good enough.
I love them. I love their understated style when you pop them on a coat, or a bodywarmer. It looks like an obscure designer label too cool for mainstream. That glossy enamel, that "ooh...what does THAT mean ?" admiring look that I regularly get from various sluts and supermodels visiting tanning salons in Portslade. But here's the hitch - for a stick-pin badge, they DON'T STICK
So many times now, I look down to my left tit and my little enamel Seagull has gone. The grippy bit on the back is COMPLETELY inadequate, and results in my badge slip-slip-slipping away without my knowledge. I've bought 4, and 3 are now MIA.
Its not good enough.