[Palace] A list of things that have more points than Crystal Palace

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[The Antikythera Mechanism]

A snowflake

 

[Coldeanseagull]

Omnibus edition of twin peaks?

 

[Philzo-93]

Wayne Rooney's driving license.

Kemy Agustien's driving license

 

[LowKarate]

A cat's paw.

 

[Yoda]

Shit is at least 7 points in scrabble
Crap is 8

Even the word Eagle has double the amount of points in Scrabble.

 

[Seagull kimchi]

A chocolate dildo.

 

[loz]

In 2013/14, the first season after promotion back to the Premier League, Palace had only 3 points after the first 10 games. The next 28 games saw a return of 42 points. So what's the problem?

 

[Giraffe]

My driving license

 

[Petee]

My driving license

Kemy Agustien's driving license

Wayne Rooney's driving license.

*licence

 

[Triggaaar]

*licence

 

[Titanic]

 

[Garry Nelson's teacher]

A sheriff's badge from a cowboy outfit. (Not the cowboy outfit that plays at Selhurst.)

 

[MarioOrlandi]

A square (or any other quadrilateral)

Potting the brown in snooker (or a red followed by a green)

Someone's driving license who failed to provide a specimen for breath test

Brighton & Hove Albion (and every other Premier League club)

Your go...

Garden Fork (4 points)

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[Hugo Rune]

This lovely pile has a lot more points than Palace have now and maybe more points than those frightful lot will have come the end of the season!

 

[LowKarate]

 

[AmexRuislip]

Esther Rantzens Points Of View program, had more than PaLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLace.

 

[Giraffe]

Brighton & Hove Albion
Accrington Stanley
AFC Bournemouth
AFC Fylde
AFC Wimbledon
Aldershot Town
Arsenal
Aston Villa
Barnet
Barnsley
Barrow
Birmingham City
Blackburn Rovers
Blackpool
Bolton Wanderers
Boreham Wood
Bradford City
Brentford
Bristol City
Bristol Rovers
Bromley
Burnley
Burton Albion
Bury
Cambridge United
Cardiff City
Carlisle United
Charlton Athletic
Chelsea
Cheltenham Town
Chester
Chesterfield
Colchester United
Coventry City
Crawley Town
Crewe Alexandra
Dagenham & Redbridge
Derby County
Doncaster Rovers
Dover Athletic
Eastleigh
Ebbsfleet United
Everton
Exeter City
FC Halifax Town
Fleetwood Town
Forest Green Rovers
Fulham
Gateshead
Gillingham
Grimsby Town
Guiseley
Hartlepool United
Huddersfield Town
Hull City
Ipswich Town
Leeds United
Leicester City
Leyton Orient
Lincoln City
Liverpool
Luton Town
Macclesfield Town
Maidenhead United
Maidstone United
Manchester City
Manchester United
Mansfield Town
Middlesbrough
Millwall
Milton Keynes Dons
Morecambe
Newcastle United
Newport County
Northampton Town
Norwich City
Nottingham Forest
Notts County
Oldham Athletic
Oxford United
Peterborough United
Plymouth Argyle
Port Vale
Portsmouth
Preston North End
Queens Park Rangers
Reading
Rochdale
Rotherham United
Scunthorpe United
Sheffield United
Sheffield Wednesday
Shrewsbury Town
Solihull Moors
Southampton
Southend United
Stevenage
Stoke City
Sunderland
Sutton United
Swansea City
Swindon Town
Torquay United
Tottenham Hotspur
Tranmere Rovers
Walsall
Watford
West Bromwich Albion
West Ham United
Wigan Athletic
Woking
Wolverhampton Wanderers
Wrexham
Wycombe Wanderers
Yeovil Town

 

[AmexRuislip]

Brighton & Hove Albion
Accrington Stanley
AFC Bournemouth
AFC Fylde
AFC Wimbledon
Aldershot Town
Arsenal
Aston Villa
Barnet
Barnsley
Barrow
Birmingham City
Blackburn Rovers
Blackpool
Bolton Wanderers
Boreham Wood
Bradford City
Brentford
Bristol City
Bristol Rovers
Bromley
Burnley
Burton Albion
Bury
Cambridge United
Cardiff City
Carlisle United
Charlton Athletic
Chelsea
Cheltenham Town
Chester
Chesterfield
Colchester United
Coventry City
Crawley Town
Crewe Alexandra
Dagenham & Redbridge
Derby County
Doncaster Rovers
Dover Athletic
Eastleigh
Ebbsfleet United
Everton
Exeter City
FC Halifax Town
Fleetwood Town
Forest Green Rovers
Fulham
Gateshead
Gillingham
Grimsby Town
Guiseley
Hartlepool United
Huddersfield Town
Hull City
Ipswich Town
Leeds United
Leicester City
Leyton Orient
Lincoln City
Liverpool
Luton Town
Macclesfield Town
Maidenhead United
Maidstone United
Manchester City
Manchester United
Mansfield Town
Middlesbrough
Millwall
Milton Keynes Dons
Morecambe
Newcastle United
Newport County
Northampton Town
Norwich City
Nottingham Forest
Notts County
Oldham Athletic
Oxford United
Peterborough United
Plymouth Argyle
Port Vale
Portsmouth
Preston North End
Queens Park Rangers
Reading
Rochdale
Rotherham United
Scunthorpe United
Sheffield United
Sheffield Wednesday
Shrewsbury Town
Solihull Moors
Southampton
Southend United
Stevenage
Stoke City
Sunderland
Sutton United
Swansea City
Swindon Town
Torquay United
Tottenham Hotspur
Tranmere Rovers
Walsall
Watford
West Bromwich Albion
West Ham United
Wigan Athletic
Woking
Wolverhampton Wanderers
Wrexham
Wycombe Wanderers
Yeovil Town

You could also add Crystal Palace U23's!

 

[Giraffe]

You could also add Crystal Palace U23's!

And their under 5's probably.