[Palace] A list of things that have more points than Crystal Palace

[jakarta]

Bottom with only 3 points

How appropriate that the sign to Croydon is hanging limply downwards.

 

[studio150]

 

[tip top]

...

 

[Chicken Run]

Quavers on the weight watcher diet

 

[Pavilionaire]

Kylie and Dannii Minogue on a cold day.

 

[pauli cee]

Worthing fc, (in a couple of weeks hopefully.....)

 

[Postman Pat]

Lisa Simpson's head

 

[lawros left foot]

The big throne on Game of Thrones

 

[FatSuperman]

We have a winner!
Or should I say, we have a wiener!
I know... I'll get me coat.

I will regale you of how I know about the echidna. It is a long and tedious tale, so please skip if you aren't interested in the minutiae of my life.

About ten years ago, I was working for grocery company in Texas. I had a nasty little cubicle, just like you see in American films, which included a small whiteboard. Every morning I would arrive at the traditional time for starting work, the American team members of course had been in for ages, because for some reason they get up at 05:00 for a family breakfast. There would often be a few words scrawled on my whiteboard, which one person or another wanted to hear in a British accent, and compare to their own. Bit of a little (odd) ritual we did most mornings - there was also an Aussie working there, who'd get involved.
After one of these raucous word-reading sessions, the Aussie commented on how weird English was. I pointed out that the Australian accent was no better really, and that the whole country was a bit crazy, near enough everything that moves can kill you - including the duck-billed platypus. We had a disagreement about this, as he refused to believe that they were venomous.
I begun to doubt myself, so awhile late took to google for reassurance. The Platypus wiki page at the time confirmed my belief, but it also pointed out that the Platypus, like all Echidna, had a multi-headed penis. WHAT? WHY? I expanded my admittedly poor platypus anatomy knowledge and went about my day.
Later, when the UK came online, I was emailing from friends about this beast, but I couldn't remember the Echi-thingy. So I just googled it. Something along the lines of "animal with multiple pensis". As you do.
The very first result was the Wikipedia entry on the human penis, the blurb under the link stated "...the human male has the biggest penis, both in absolute and percentage terms than all of the primates...". WHAT? Bigger than a GORRILLA? I clicked on.
Obviously there is a picture of a naked man so I quickly skipped down to the section on size and read a bit, then the link 'micropenis' caught my eye. I clicked on.
At which point, my manager, standing behind at the wrong moment said "What's micropenis?"
I tried to explain the somewhat convoluted path that takes me from Duck Billed Platypuses to the Human condition of Micropenis, but it didn't really convince him.

They called me Mikey for the rest of the time I was there. Harsh.

 

[kingcole]

The number of germs in my toilet, even after smothering in Domestos

 

[KZNSeagull]

Sadly Leonardo Ulloa does not. He was a pointless answer on the quiz of the same name.

 

[Pretty Plnk Fairy]

Wayne Roonys driving license
regards
DR

 

[Doc Lynam]

A one D square!

 

[SeagullofMalaysia]

The amount of appearances Chuba Akpom made for Arsenal

 

[Gabbafella]

A four point harness.

 

[Lindfield23]

The 2010-11 Wolves side and the 2016-17 Hull team after just two Premier League games (in fact, both squads had picked up SIX points after their first 2 games alone). Both were, of course, relegated in the aforementioned seasons, with Wolves finishing 12 points adrift from safety.

 

[Joshski]

Bart Simpson’s hair

 

[PTC Gull]

Five Points, a district of Atlanta

 

[Pevenseagull]

Shit is at least 7 points in scrabble
Crap is 8

 

[AmexRuislip]

If all these 80 posts were points, then............