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sydney

tinky ****in winky
Jul 11, 2003
17,965
town full of eejits
some buddies and i are recently dredging up some bernard manning classics
here is one.

a yorkshire couple go on a self caterring holiday to benidorm.
on unpacking they realise they have left their bisto at home.
after a few days they are both hanging out for some propper english gravy
the old girl after spying a new arrival across the complex says tothe old man.
"ey up chuck , there's a new couple across the way,why don't you pop over and see if they've got any bisto?"
the old boy dutifully puts his espadrils on, flaps across to their door and gives a a few loud knocks.
when the newly arrived chap comes to the door ,the old boy cheerfully says"ola,my friend,have you any bisto?"
to which the chap replies.

"f*** off you spanish ****!!


:guitar:"
 
















sydney

tinky ****in winky
Jul 11, 2003
17,965
town full of eejits
you are all obviously lacking in comic imagination........it's bernard for f*** sake,that's half the joke .........:shrug:
 








Tim Over Whelmed

Well-known member
NSC Patron
Jul 24, 2007
10,659
Arundel
Sorry still don't get it?
 






Easy 10

Brain dead MUG SHEEP
Jul 5, 2003
62,426
Location Location
I'm trying to imagine that joke being funny. Its not working though.
What am I doing wrong ?
 










Simster

"the man's an arse"
Jul 7, 2003
54,953
Surrey
some buddies and i are recently dredging up some bernard manning classics
here is one.

a yorkshire couple go on a self caterring holiday to benidorm.
on unpacking they realise they have left their bisto at home.
after a few days they are both hanging out for some propper english gravy
the old girl after spying a new arrival across the complex says tothe old man.
"ey up chuck , there's a new couple across the way,why don't you pop over and see if they've got any bisto?"
the old boy dutifully puts his espadrils on, flaps across to their door and gives a a few loud knocks.
when the newly arrived chap comes to the door ,the old boy cheerfully says"ola,my friend,have you any bisto?"
to which the chap replies.

"f*** off you spanish ****!!


:guitar:"
Seriously, that is the least funny "joke" I think I've ever seen on this site.
 




Tony Meolas Loan Spell

Slut Faced Whores
Jul 15, 2004
18,071
Vamanos Pest
Im struggling to get it.

But *I think* the guy who answers the door thinks the guy who is asking for the Bisto is spanish (because of the way he is dressed) so thats why he gets told to f*** off by the other english bloke. Oh and the use of the word ola.
 






Brightonfan1983

Well-known member
Jul 5, 2003
4,863
UK
Forget the Bernard Manning bit - if it's read as having a pop at xenophobes for their ignorance, then I think it's quite 'right on'!
 


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