I realise your pension only stetches so far but I thought your offer of £10 was a bit on the mean side. If you could perhaps stretch to £15 I might reconsider.
[Football] A friendly tap on the bum?
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I realise your pension only stetches so far but I thought your offer of £10 was a bit on the mean side. If you could perhaps stretch to £15 I might reconsider.
Washie
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Being 27, I've never really lived in a time where it was accepted. Yet one thing I've never understood is why do it?
Easy 10
Brain dead MUG SHEEP
For some reason, I had in my head that Haribo had brought out a selection of puckered balloon knots, but I can't for the life of me find them anywhere.
Must've dreamt it.
Meade's Ball
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A chap at work is aware of my mild/intense discomfiture at human contact, and he spends some of his time invading my space in different ways - he has horrendously chilly hands, which lovingly swat my facial cheeks of a morning. Recently, he's begun to pat me on the bumbadeer to get me to new flinch levels. It is becoming the norm now though, and i wonder if i am getting used to it, even to the point where i'd somehow miss it if my rear was unmeddled with of a day. Maybe after 3 years of incessant tampering and fiddling he'll have fully broken down my barriers and i can be the nudist that the inner me clearly perhaps is, my ghastly unclothed form waddling around mostly empty beaches and sticky active glades of the night.
Rather than posting a new thread I'll add this important bit of news to this. As sent to my work email today by a colleague. Warning, it is bum-related.
"FDA warns of one death linked to fecal transplants
The FDA on Thursday warned medical and scientific communities and other interested persons* of the potential risk of transmitting multi-drug resistant organisms (MDROs) via poop trans-plants, otherwise known as fecal microbiota for transplantation (FMT)."
In case you are wondering:
"Fecal microbiota transplant (FMT), also known as a stool transplant, is the process of transplantation of fecal bacteria from a healthy individual into a recipient. FMT involves restoration of the colonic microflora by introducing healthy bacterial flora through infusion of stool, e.g. by colonoscopy, enema, orogastric tube or by mouth in the form of a capsule containing freeze-dried material, obtained from a healthy donor. The effectiveness of FMT has been established in clinical trials for the treatment of Clostridioides difficile infection (CDI), whose effects can range from diarrhea to pseudomembranous colitis."
*One can only wonder. The mind boggles.
"FDA warns of one death linked to fecal transplants
The FDA on Thursday warned medical and scientific communities and other interested persons* of the potential risk of transmitting multi-drug resistant organisms (MDROs) via poop trans-plants, otherwise known as fecal microbiota for transplantation (FMT)."
In case you are wondering:
"Fecal microbiota transplant (FMT), also known as a stool transplant, is the process of transplantation of fecal bacteria from a healthy individual into a recipient. FMT involves restoration of the colonic microflora by introducing healthy bacterial flora through infusion of stool, e.g. by colonoscopy, enema, orogastric tube or by mouth in the form of a capsule containing freeze-dried material, obtained from a healthy donor. The effectiveness of FMT has been established in clinical trials for the treatment of Clostridioides difficile infection (CDI), whose effects can range from diarrhea to pseudomembranous colitis."
*One can only wonder. The mind boggles.
I think he’s got you ready - if you don’t mind me saying MB - for some Rocky Mountain cave lurking.
maffew
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If I tapped anyone on the arse at work, I'd probably end up in a disciplinary.
There was a rather excellent story in the news yesterday about a bloke who bought cakes in on his birthday and emailed the department to let them know. The email went:
“There are doughnuts on Alf’s desk as it’s my birthday today. I hope people like Krispy Kremes - I know Soraya enjoys a glazed ring.”
Soraya didn't see the funny side though, and replied: “This is absolutely totally unacceptable James. There are limits to ‘jokes’ you can send at work copying in all colleagues - this is extremely rude and offensive. Please note that this will be forwarded to HR - HAPPY BIRTHDAY!”
He's been suspended.
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/ar...ded-joking-female-colleagues-glazed-ring.html
Know your audience!! Epic fail
Watch NFL. They don’t seem to be able to keep their mitts off each other’s bottoms.
Like all overtly masculine pursuits, it has a rumour of homo-eroticism about it.
But, if you want your bum touched and you like touching bums, fill yer boots.
Like all overtly masculine pursuits, it has a rumour of homo-eroticism about it.
But, if you want your bum touched and you like touching bums, fill yer boots.
This is funniest thing I've read all week, I have worked in a few viz-esque offices.
And I didn't have to click on a daily mail link!
And I didn't have to click on a daily mail link!
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/ar...ded-joking-female-colleagues-glazed-ring.html
Know your audience!! Epic fail
ferring seagull
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- Dec 30, 2010
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Indeed ! 
I have those dreams Easy.....don’t worry. The other night my ‘Prison Purse’ dream seemed to last ages.
Mr Putdown
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DavePage
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If you want your bottom tapped or slapped, go sign up for Baseball
Truely a fettish that can be seen every game, mlb.com
Truely a fettish that can be seen every game, mlb.com
U.S sports teams love to touch each other’s bot bots.
In the 80s I regularly watched a man hit kids on the head with a large hammer but I didn't start copying him.
el punal
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In the U.S. a tap is called a faucet - use that description for you bum problems could raise a few eyebrows.
You might be right Mr Putdown or you may have shown a picture of the Nautilus chocolate range.
I know Guylion don’t do one now but maybe they did a few years back. They did - I kid you not - try and preserve sole rights to produce a chocolate seahorse and get the trade/copyrights on that and lost.
Anyway got to go and do the washing up ............. if I can find that old tea towel holder.