A FIERCE argument is raging

[Barrel of Fun]

Perhaps they got listed as dairy products because people used to be able to get them from the milkman?

:thud:

along with Orange Juice.

 

[mcshane in the 79th]

A friend of mine made a deal with another friend.

"If I crack three eggs on your head, I will give you fifty pounds"

She eagerly accepted. He proceeded to break two eggs over her head and then called the deal off.

An eggcellent trick!

 

[Easy 10]

All excellent advice. From twisted facts, to foul-mouthed abuse, to brutal acts of senseless violence. I KNEW I could rely on you guys.



Think I'll start with the abuse, and see where we go from there. I shall research my arguments more carefully in future.

 

[Franks Wild Years]

along with Orange Juice.

And potatoes.

 

[BensGrandad]

Apparantly, as long as the egg isnt damaged in any way, it is impossible to break it by placeing it in the palm of the hand and squeezing.

Please note I have not tried it though

Only works if squeezing end to end NOT round the middle of the egg.

 

[Kinky Gerbil]

Easy 10, you have been OWNED

 

[looney]

Doesn't it relate to reproduction? Lactation and ovulation? Eggs are hen periods.

 

[Man of Harveys]

And potatoes.

And tights

 

[Gwylan]

Perhaps they got listed as dairy products because people used to be able to get them from the milkman?

So if a woman had a baby from an illicit shag with the milkman, would that be dairy too?

 

[Easy 10]

Easy 10, you have been OWNED

I've been owned so many times, I just rent myself out now.

 

[Barrel of Fun]

I won't tell you what my milkman gave me, not sure you could classify it as a dairy product though.

 

[Deano's Right Foot]

And potatoes.

and crisps (with a little blue bag - 3d a pack)

 

[Franks Wild Years]

And tights

Who delivers your milk ? Danny LaRue ?

 

[Seagull Stew]

Blessed are the cheesemakers?

Well obviously it's not meant to be taken literally. It refers to any manufacturers of dairy products.

 

[Man of Harveys]

Who delivers your milk ? Danny LaRue ?

Yes - yes he does actually. Which is great, except that it's already started to curdle by the time he's finished doing his make up and tucked his cock away. And I swear it's not always milk either.

But it's true: milkmen did used to deliver tights.

 

[Spiros]

So if a woman had a baby from an illicit shag with the milkman, would that be dairy too?

I would say so. I would also classify crap sliced white bread as dairy as we used to get that from our milkman as well. So there.

 

[Franks Wild Years]

Yes - yes he does actually. Which is great, except that it's already started to curdle by the time he's finished doing his make up and tucked his cock away. And I swear it's not always milk either.

But it's true: milkmen did used to deliver tights.

Does he not take his cock with him ?
I supose it's a bit early for any one cock to be getting up.
And what about the rest of his fowls ?

 

[Locky]

Ask him if he thinks soy milk is a dairy product...............its made with eggs

Well its an argument

 

[The Wookiee]

Go out and buy a dozen eggs, go over to the sales ledger dept and smash them over his head and milk it for as long as you can!

This proves eggs can be milked therefore are a dairy product

 

[The Antikythera Mechanism]

Hope this helps;