[NSC] A Dullard and his tickets

[Lenny Rider]

Is fare dodging still a thing?

 

[Neville's Breakfast]

Sake

That’s one hell of a commute. The most I’ve ever done is 2 hours and I didn’t manage that for long.

 

[Cheshire Cat]

So the story here is, that a man has downloaded and used the TrainSplit app (or similar)?
Have they run out of [insert offensive scouse stereotype here] to report?

That is an interesting story full of human and public interest for the Echo. It's become a terrible paper.

And you thought the Argus was dull.