A copper wants to use your toilet...

[Nemesis]

What do you think about this...

The below was posted on another message board (digital spy) although I have no idea about the authenticity of it whatsoever. I'd be very surprised if it were to be true, to be honest.

"I read that one police force has reviewed its health and safety policy and whilst not wanting to encourage officers to return to the police station for refreshments, they are keen for breaks to be taken in public areas.

Acknowledging that public toilet facilities aren't always readily available, it has been suggested that especially in residential areas, police officers should consider asking householders if they could use their 'facilities' as most people would have no objection.

If a copper knocked at your door and asked to use your toilet, would you be happy to let him in to do so?"

...so, how would you react to a cross-legged copper knocking at your door?

I'd inform him of the actions of some of his colleagues at Thames Valley who pulled me in for suspected DWI (released with no charge). They wouldn't let Mrs Nem use the toilet at the station and made her walk a mile or so to a public toilet-in January-at 11:45pm. No regard for her safety or comfort.

Then I'd tell him to piss off to find a public toilet.

 

[steward 433]

I'd inform him of the actions of some of his colleagues at Thames Valley who pulled me in for suspected DWI (released with no charge). They wouldn't let Mrs Nem use the toilet at the station and made her walk a mile or so to a public toilet-in January-at 11:45pm. No regard for her safety or comfort.

Then I'd tell him to piss off to find a public toilet.

what's DWI ??

 

[Nemesis]

what's DWI ??

Driving while intoxicated. Drunk driving. And no, I wasn't.

 

[steward 433]

Driving while intoxicated. Drunk driving. And no, I wasn't.

AHhhhhhhhh i got used to DD drunk driving

Most Police staff think they are above the law and act as if they are god

I have worked with and for them and have absolutley NO respect for them whatsoever

The amount of corruption etc just amazes me

Like the traffic Sergeant who was f***ing two prostitutes in his car in a lay-by ON-DUTY and getting his partner to take photos, When this made the press he was asked to resign due to illness so he kept a full pension

 

[csider]

tell em to f*** off.

 

[Race]

its legal for a pregnant bird to piss into a coppers helmet (ooh er!)

 

[PCBEARDMLORD]

Say no as half of them are bent coppers in sussex!!!!!!!!!!!!

The examples you give hardly back up your claim that "...half of them are bent coppers in Sussex"

 

[leelee]

Having had a couple of close shaves myself in the past where I was prevented from erm..public urination, is it just me, or does the image of a copper hobbling along desperately trying to make it back to the nick before it's too late, bring to mind the words..."now you know what it feels like, mate!!"

 

[brighton bluenose]

Definitely. They provide a very good service to us Brits.

QUOTE]

Yeah, of course they do - ask James Ashleys family, Jay Abatans family, Stephen Lawrences family, the miners, football fans, ................................................ you get the drift, I'm sure!

 

[Buzzer]

Definitely. They provide a very good service to us Brits.

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Yeah, of course they do - ask James Ashleys family, Jay Abatans family, Stephen Lawrences family, the miners, football fans, ................................................ you get the drift, I'm sure!

Shannon Matthews, that family who's daughter was murdered in Japan, some poor old dear who just got fleeced, Russell Bishop's victim......you get the drift, I'm sure.

 

[Couldn't Be Hyypia]

If he came to our door, MR=rs TRHK would tell him to piss in our hedge. Good compromise - solid thinking by the good lady.

 

[Buzzer]

My mate's a big Reading fan, season ticket holder for umpteen years. He was one of the blokes who got kicked out of Withers for jumping in the long jump pit - what a nobber!

He tells me that he's bored with the premiership. After the initial euphoria of going to the big stadia he now finds them very artificial and not quite right. He misses the cow shed grounds with crap catering and naff advertising. Gets really pissed off with the new fans who say their main hatred is for Chelsea - he keeps telling them, it's Aldershot they hate. There's no romance of the away day game at some pisspot town, ripping the piss out of the awful shirt designs and shite football.

I reckon that if we ever did hit the big time for any length of time there'd be tons of threads going on about the good old days away at Cheltenham and Orient, standing at Donny Rovers and Mendoza taking pops at the Welsh stewards.