[Albion] A bit of disappointment yesterday

[Triggaaar]

You make a fair point.

I'm a fair person.

 

[Harry Wilson's tackle]

The simplest explanation would be that at some point one of them had been to an away day or otherwise been in Manchester and bought something there.

I just had a quick root around the bottom of my rucksack. Lying around in the detritus at the bottom I found:
Bits of cardboard from a box of Polish chocolates,
A site plan of a steelworks,
A letter for a previous occupier of the house that I meant to return to sender and apparently forgot about,
An NHS leaflet about preventing blood clots after surgery,
A single sheet from a work permit application,
Some tap cartridges (admittedly I just bought those),
A train ticket from Rouen to Dieppe, or possibly vice versa, I've already forgotten.
And a load of other crap.

Presumably the club would leap to the assumption that I'm some sort of Polish industrial espionage agent and would immediately call the police to have me deported.

And quite rightly so.

 

[Sid and the Sharknados]

Okay. But I noticed that you didn't deny that your are, in fact, a Polish spy...

And quite rightly so.

I'm not going to confirm or deny anything, other than to have a moan that my nearest Sainsbury's Local used to sell those chocolates and they stopped a few weeks ago for no apparent reason.