6lbs of steak

[Mr Bridger]

East upper you say?

I would have a bet you don't get in with it but I think the steaks are too high.

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

East upper you say?

I would have a bet you don't get in with it but I think the steaks are too high.

Post #2?

Tartare

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

Went to take some jump leads into the North Stand once. Stewards said 'OK, but dont try and start anything'.

 

[BN9 BHA]

East upper you say?

I would have a bet you don't get in with it but I think the steaks are too high.

Keep up at the back please.

 

[Herr Tubthumper]

A toaster to Griffin Park.

 

[lawros left foot]

Today I am taking 6lbs of rump steak to the east upper. This is to give over to my dad as I forgot to give it to him yesterday, it was on offer in our local butchers. What is the strangest thing you've ever taken to a seagulls home game?

Did you meat your Dad?

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

Did you meat your Dad?

Or did you send a mignon?

 

[brakespear]

Or did you send a mignon?

Very good

 

[horshamite]

Someone else's wife.

 

[Prince Monolulu]

Took my dear old Dad's ashes in an old bleach container in order to scatter them. Endured the usual search, quizzical inspection by the ever diligent steward whereupon he said I couldn't take it in as it appeared suspicious. Coming to something where you can't take a bottle of pop into a match.






© Frank Skinner

 

[Socialist Sid]

I tried to take some bacon in today.

The stewards stopped me reckoning it would bring some people out in rashers.

 

[Westdene Wonder]

Great stuff,it helps to forget the football

 

[portslade seagull]

Maybe you could have met Sir Loin whilst you were there

 

[TheJasperCo]

I once took a banana, just because it was so a-peeling.

As for taking the risk with smuggling in meat, just remember:

when the steaks are high, raise your chips to get the most tender.

 

[clapham_gull]

I once brought Beach Hut a cucumber to Withdean.