vegster
Sanity Clause
- May 5, 2008
- 28,273
I'm thinking of having a pouch sewn on to my midriff, kangaroo-esquely. Just the same as a roo i'd have it that my own bodily juices would be lovingly spewed there to keep items fresh, so that i can rid myself of packaging almost entirely. Ok i know that that when i accidentally pouch an unfinished packet of Wotsits and forget of them, when i reach deeply in for a monthly clear-out a hardened, yet still slightly soggy orange superball of flavoured dust will be unearthed, a scattering of five pence pieces and Locket fragments and bike light batteries forming a partial outer carpet on. The outside of the pouch will be a little tartan and muffy, and the inner fluids spilt will have a tiny touch of strawberry Yazoo to them in taste.
You might just be on to something there MB....