5 people (dead or alive) that you’d like to have a dinner party with?

[bWize]

David Bowie
Kurt Cobain
Inigo Calderon
Marshall Mathers (Eminem)
Jesus

Edit: Tupac as a sub incase one of them couldn't make it


Would be quite a dinner party!

 

[Harry Wilson's tackle]

And this is a dinner party from Hell:

Jim Davidson
Neil Hamilton
Jimmy Savile
Freddie Starr
Viv "Spend spend spend" Nicholson

 

[bWize]

And this is a dinner party from Hell:

Jim Davidson
Neil Hamilton
Jimmy Savile
Freddie Starr
Viv "Spend spend spend" Nicholson

I'd be tempted to find an extra couple of chairs and add Roy Chubby Brown and Frankie Boyle into the mix to really spice things up!

 

[rocker959]

Lemmy , Winston Churchill , Joanna Lumley , Sir David Stirling founder of the SAS and Sir Douglas Bader .

 

[pastafarian]

Winston Churchill
Hitler
David Attenborough
The bloke who owns the creationist museum
Noah when he was aged 900

sub: Dr Alice Roberts gggrrrrrr

 

[Puppet Master]

If I wanted a laddish, get drunk belly-laugh sort of affair:

Frankie Boyle
Jimmy Carr
Danny Dyer
Chris Rock
1990's Gazza


If I wanted to go sophisticated:

James Cameron
JFK
Alan Turing
Prof Brian Cox
David Attenborough

Standby: Any from Liam Neeson, Roger Moore, Arnie, Michael Caine, Michael Jackson, Steve Irwin, Robert Oppenheimer, Christian Bale, Denzel Washington, Martin Luther King.

I thought about Stephen Hawking but then I'd have to mash his food up for him and spoon feed him I guess

 

[BN9 BHA]

They're The Saturdays, although I wouldn't mind what day they come round..

Much better than a load of dead politicians and singers.

 

[jakarta]

You'd be doing all the talking . . . . it would be a massive fest

Actually I'm going to substitute Lemmy for Abraham Lincoln just to bring some decorum to the Party...

 

[Not Andy Naylor]

ERNEST
Dick TIGHT
Barber
Burke
And Kemy Agustin to Hoover up any leftovers.

Finally we'd find out WHAT happened to all the cup final CASH or die trying.

 

[The Camel]

Jeffrey Bernard
Peter Cook
Sarah Silverman
Doug Stanhope
Tony Benn

 

[Kalimantan Gull]

David Attenborough, and I doubt I'd want to talk to anyone else

 

[carlzeiss]

Mary Millington .
Aurora Snow
Gina Vice
Wendy Taylor
Lolly Badcock

 

[pasty]

Piers Morgan
Bruce Forsyth
Barbara Windsor
Ricky Gervais
Scott McGleish (is a wanker)

Just so I could spend the evening telling them all how much I hate them.

 

[Eagle Slayer]

Sid James
Sid Waddell
Bob Monkhouse
Alf Garnett
George Best

 

[Goldstone1976]

- Dr A J Winnard

As we might say at the AMEX: WHO?

 

[Goldstone1976]

sub: Dr Alice Roberts gggrrrrrr

Is she the one who presented Dogging for Britain?

 

[Doonhamer7]

For a night of footie chat:
Bill Shankly
Brian Clough
Alex Ferguson
Jock Stein
Jimmy Hill
... wouldn't expect to get a single word in

 

[robinsonsgrin]

sent a tweet about this.... colin said hed come if the others did!
colin murray, dan snow, gordon buchanan, levenson wood, phil spencer.

if the convo got boring at all... i can just gaze at a feast of mantotty! bliss

 

[robinsonsgrin]

and there would be a 1 to 1 with just me and louis theroux! mmmmmmmmm

 

[mejonaNO12 aka riskit]

Eugenie Bouchard
Rachel Stevens
Rachel Riley
Gal Gadot
Barry White as entertainment.