Easy 10
Brain dead MUG SHEEP
I think the £700k a year they pay him might have something to do with it. He is an excellent writer though.
They poached him from The Times I think, which is probably just as well in a way, as Times Online is subscription only, so if he hadn't moved, I'd be missing out on his columns.
I just have to wait about TWENTY-FIVE MINUTES for the cuffing ads and videos and 329 pictures to download on that horrific Mail website though, before I can eventually begin reading the bloody article.