Lord Bracknell
On fire
A Saturday afternoon trip to Waitrose is an extremely rare occurrence. This one was excusable on several grounds.Arthur said:I saw Lord and Lady B going into Waitrose in Lewes on Saturday at about 4pm!!
How can he be fan of the year if he can't even be bothered to listen to the game on the radio!!
1. We were on our way home from some vital work on behalf of the Seagulls Party, having received an invitation to meet the bigwigs of Lewes Conservative Party at what was described as "a small social gathering" over Saturday lunchtime. The champagne flowed generously, the food was exquisite. And some interesting conversations were had.
2. The previous time we shopped in Waitrose on a Saturday afternoon, we had the pleasure of pursuing Ann de Vecchi and her partner, Thumper Freeman, around the aisles. For some reason, they looked uncomfortable. The prospect of a repeat show was too much of a temptation to miss. Sadly, they failed to show up this time.
3. It was 3pm, not 4. We were back home in time to catch Dean Hammond's equaliser.