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[News] $400,000,000 for a Painting?



The Clamp

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Jan 11, 2016
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I'm not suggesting this is what's happened here but for many years now dodgy money has been put into arts and antiquities to launder the funds. This would be a very convenient method to launder several hundred million in one go. Have a few plants on the phone and in the room to drive the price up, swoop in with an offer that is highly unlikey to be topped, job done.
 




Surf's Up

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Jul 17, 2011
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I'm not suggesting this is what's happened here but for many years now dodgy money has been put into arts and antiquities to launder the funds. This would be a very convenient method to launder several hundred million in one go. Have a few plants on the phone and in the room to drive the price up, swoop in with an offer that is highly unlikey to be topped, job done.

.......and that is a very good summary of what appeared to happen!! ???
 






Wrong-Direction

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Mar 10, 2013
13,634
The reason things cost a lot of money is so the rich have things to buy, just because some tosser says something costs ****** doesn't mean shit, diamonds for example, just a shiny rock ain't it

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Harry Wilson's tackle

Harry Wilson's Tackle
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Oct 8, 2003
56,103
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At this point I believe the correct phrase is:-

'That looks like something my 3 year old brings home from preschool'.

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He looks half cut. And dosn't a view through an orb invert an image? Schurly the renowned mathematician and polymath, Leonardo, would know that?

Let's face it.....its a bloody fake, innit. :facepalm:
 




Cheshire Cat

The most curious thing..
At this point I believe the correct phrase is:-

'That looks like something my 3 year old brings home from preschool'.

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You know you want to really....

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B-right-on

Living the dream
Apr 23, 2015
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FFS. How many years with that keep a hospital or a school going??

Far East needs a lot more schools and Hospitals too. Not paintings of some bloke, half stoned, holding a ball of glass thats apparatly painted by some famous bloke or other - or might not have even been painted by him.
 




5ways

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Sep 18, 2012
2,217
Hard to really price something like that because for the people bidding they will have billions. It is by one of the greatest minds to ever walk the earth, anything created by da Vinci is part of humanity's artistic and scientific heritage. it's just a shame it is not in public ownership on public display.
 




kevo

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Mar 8, 2008
9,801
I've seen the painting in the flesh (so to speak) - at the da Vinci exhibition in London a few years ago. Know very little abouat art, but I thought it stood out from everything else I saw that day. If I'd known how much it was worth, I'd have walked out with it tucked under my arm!
 




Nigella's Cream Pie

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Apr 2, 2009
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FFS. How many years with that keep a hospital or a school going??

Far East needs a lot more schools and Hospitals too. Not paintings of some bloke, half stoned, holding a ball of glass thats apparatly painted by some famous bloke or other - or might not have even been painted by him.

Capital Gains Tax paid by the seller will fund them going for a while - unless tax evaded of course
 


catfish

North Stand Brighton Boy
Dec 17, 2010
7,677
Worthing
But if you splashed out a bit you could have one Neymar hanging in the hall by the key hook and one on the upper landing. (IN DIFFERENT SHIRTS)

I wish people would think a bit.

I could splash out on Neymar if he played for us.
 


essbee1

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Jun 25, 2014
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I've seen the painting in the flesh (so to speak) - at the da Vinci exhibition in London a few years ago. Know very little abouat art, but I thought it stood out from everything else I saw that day. If I'd known how much it was worth, I'd have walked out with it tucked under my arm!

Easily done. Just a) take off gallery wall, b) walk out c) go to nearest art dealer and flog :)
 






scamander

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Aug 9, 2011
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FFS. How many years with that keep a hospital or a school going??

Far East needs a lot more schools and Hospitals too. Not paintings of some bloke, half stoned, holding a ball of glass thats apparatly painted by some famous bloke or other - or might not have even been painted by him.

Thought the buyer has remained anonymous what I've heard (chaps on the radio) suggest it's a Middle East buyer, there's a Louvre in Dubai now so it could end up being located somewhere similar?
 




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