[Albion] 4 Lifetime Debentures for sale

[Arthur]

Isn't that what a 1901 season ticket is tho? Isn't a a LIFETIME DEBENTURE something over and above that? Certainly sounds like it

You have to pay to be a member of the club. It's £100 a season for 5 years OR £1000 for life. Once you own it you are able to sell it regardless of the length (either up to 5 years or life).

I guess the idea being if we become really successful and tickets became a real premium you can sell your debenture on at a profit. The reality is far from that though.

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

I'll tell you where I'm at. I'll offer AlbionDeep ALL of the money. But I want SIX lifetime debentures.

G'day mate! Interest ya in SIX lifetime debentures? Watch yer car?

 

[Chicken Run]

[MENTION=409]Herr Tubthumper[/MENTION] has always struck me as having a bit of the Deborah Meaden about him.

No he’s the annoying know it all tit that presents it!

 

[Chicken Run]

Might well be time for one of THESE

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All wholesome maidens who have lady needs that I could satisfy, any younger and I’d struggle!

 

[Chicken Run]

G'day mate! Interest ya in SIX lifetime debentures? Watch yer car?

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Since when has g’day been in the scouse repertoire [emoji23][emoji23] errrrightmate I think

 

[Herr Tubthumper]

This is going well.

 

[Chicken Run]

This is going well.

Have you closed the deal yet?

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

Since when has g’day been in the scouse repertoire [emoji23][emoji23] errrrightmate I think

Except that the Super-Salesman was an Aussie and looked and acted pretty much like any other hotshot timeshare salesman. Which pretty much made anybody with any sense completely blank him. Piss poor show by the club ever hiring him in the first place IMHO, sort of assumed they'd be a bit better than that

 

[AmexRuislip]

I've got to get my bloody eyes tested, I looked at the thread title quickly and thought it said 4 Lifetime Dentures for sale!

The thread does have it's teething problems

 

[Barrow Boy]

The thread does have it's teething problems

Sort of false teething problems.

 

[Chicken Run]

Except that the Super-Salesman was an Aussie and looked and acted pretty much like any other hotshot timeshare salesman. Which pretty much made anybody with any sense completely blank him. Piss poor show by the club ever hiring him in the first place IMHO, sort of assumed they'd be a bit better than that

Oh I get it now [emoji106]

 

[Dick Head]

I've got to get my bloody eyes tested, I looked at the thread title quickly and thought it said 4 Lifetime Dentures for sale!

I'd be up for that. Where do I sing?

 

[Barrow Boy]

I'd be up for that. Where do I sing?

One careful owner.

 

[Bry Nylon]

I'd be up for that. Where do I sing?

On the dotted ling.

 

[hart's shirt]

I've got to get my bloody eyes tested, I looked at the thread title quickly and thought it said 4 Lifetime Dentures for sale!

Anyone buying all 4 runs the risk of biting off more than they can chew.

 

[grubbyhands]

YYY

mmmmmmm. Julia Somerville.

 

[Originunknown]

'4 Lifetime Debentures for sale'

Would you remind us what you actually GET for that, other than the right to watch the Albion live from a seat that is maybe a tiny wee bit nicer than every other nice seat in the stadium? Free cup of tea at half-time? Or is that just head-mental crazy talk?

I'm sure the corkscrew-haired Aussie super-salesman told us all that at the initial Amex choose-your-seat presentations. Tho I guess most of us just stuck our fingers in our ears and thought la-la-la at that point, based on the sound premise that if you have to wheel out a presumably World Class super-salesman to sell your product, then your product was probably a piece of shit to start with.

Timeshare anyone?

I remember this chap, he was a fake tan tint of orange and was smoking after the presentation. Didn't come across well all things considered...

 

[Knocky's Nose]

Would you remind us what you actually GET for that

Piglet Pies made from Premium Ingredients (the Smoked Salmon and Caviar Pies are amazing, apparently), Special Harveys Ales, a Head and Shoulder Massage before and after the game, a parking space out the front, and you're allowed to bring in a flask full of bottle tops to every match.

 

[The Maharajah of Sydney]

Except that the Super-Salesman was an Aussie and looked and acted pretty much like any other hotshot timeshare salesman. Which pretty much made anybody with any sense completely blank him. Piss poor show by the club ever hiring him in the first place IMHO, sort of assumed they'd be a bit better than that

I know him, quite a character, name's Ashley.
Got the market sewn up.
Over the years he and his company have done the marketing and selling of seats for about 8 new builds.

 

[Mellor 3 Ward 4]

Should have sold these on GUM tree