3rd Test: England vs Pakistan @ The Oval

[Tricky Dicky]

Now Swann's gone .. what is occurring ?

 

[Pavilionaire]

Swann slinks away. Hasn't he got eight lives still left?

Pakistan really got their tails up now...

 

[Pavilionaire]

What we need is a bit of Boycott and Tavare.

 

[Tricky Dicky]

Swann slinks away. Hasn't he got eight lives still left?

Pakistan really got their tails up now...

Sorry, but that's just paw.

 

[Pavilionaire]

"They tried to get him bowled by Wahab, he said No, No, No..."

Four more to Matt Prior. 121/7

 

[Pavilionaire]

Sorry, but that's just paw.

Agreed. I was PERSIAN the bounds of comedy there...

 

[Barrel of Fun]

53 off 49 balls for Prior/Broad.

147/7

 

[Badger]

"this partnership is fast becoming like a rather annoying wasp which refuses to stop flirting with your ice cream for Pakistan. "

 

[Stat Brother]

What we need is a bit of Boycott and Tavare.

Blimey you need to step away from the edge at Beachy Head, surely you're not that suicidal?

 

[Simster]

175/7.


Tea.

 

[Pavilionaire]

Great recovery that.

We should now be looking at 240-250 which, in the context of the expected weather and Pakistan's batting form, should be a decent total.

 

[Simster]

50 for Prior.

 

[Tricky Dicky]

Agreed. I was PERSIAN the bounds of comedy there...

I'm FELINE we're coming to the end of thse puns.

 

[Simster]

Biff! 4 more and the 200 up for England.

203/7

 

[Pavilionaire]

Has any player ever brought up 100 test wickets and 1,000 test runs in the same match?

It's unlikely Broad will get the 79 runs and 8 wickets he needs in this match but it's feasible he could do it in the fourth and final test.

 

[Simster]

213/8

Broad LBW

 

[Pavilionaire]

Prior HAS to cut out taking a single from the first ball and leaving the tail exposed.

 

[Beach Hut]

215/9

 

[Pavilionaire]

He's done it again, single off the first ball, Anderson out second ball. Sort it out, Flower.

 

[Beach Hut]

And both reviews wasted