[Cricket] 3rd (deciding) Test - Eng v SA - Kia Oval kick off 11am

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Habitual User
Oct 18, 2006
25,510
Worthing
So Archer got Root out then. What a ****.

Geoffrey Archer I may add.
 
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sydney

tinky ****in winky
Jul 11, 2003
17,965
town full of eejits
129-5

Well, the game has certainly moved forward, if England can get a lead of 100 that would be a useful one you’d say on this pitch with projected conditions, big IF at this stage though.

ah well , good to see the Humphreys grasping the opportunity to turn in a performance worthy of our dear departed monarch ......ffs. should have canned it along with the rest of the sport.
 


jakarta

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May 25, 2007
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Sullington
ah well , good to see the Humphreys grasping the opportunity to turn in a performance worthy of our dear departed monarch ......ffs. should have canned it along with the rest of the sport.

No idea what this post means except it confirms that the poster is a ...:wanker:
 


sydney

tinky ****in winky
Jul 11, 2003
17,965
town full of eejits
No idea what this post means except it confirms that the poster is a ...:wanker:

it means that the england cricket team are unable to take any inspiration form the sad passing of our monarch to turn in a performance worthy of her memory , it's quite a simple concept really ......if im a :tosser: then i suppose you must be a tad slow on the uptake , such is life...:rolleyes:
 




The Wizard

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Jul 2, 2009
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it means that the england cricket team are unable to take any inspiration form the sad passing of our monarch to turn in a performance worthy of her memory , it's quite a simple concept really ......if im a :tosser: then i suppose you must be a tad slow on the uptake , such is life...:rolleyes:

Do we have any translators in the building for whatever language this is please? :lolol:

The bit that I did understand, I’m not sure why you think the queen passing will make any of our cricketers able to hold a bat any better, we’ve been shoddy with the bat 90% of the time for the last 5 years, we just have a great bowling attack that gets us out of jail occasionally.
 


sydney

tinky ****in winky
Jul 11, 2003
17,965
town full of eejits
Do we have any translators in the building for whatever language this is please? :lolol:

The bit that I did understand, I’m not sure why you think the queen passing will make any of our cricketers able to hold a bat any better, we’ve been shoddy with the bat 90% of the time for the last 5 years, we just have a great bowling attack that gets us out of jail occasionally.

yes indeed , as i said above i thought it may have been nice if the lads could have kept the lords entertained with a decent performance , perhaps drawing some fortitude from the fact that the nation is in mourning and may need a bit of a cheer up.....but no, they are as much use with the bat as a 3 legged labrador.....in fact , pathetic.
 








The Wizard

Well-known member
Jul 2, 2009
18,399
:lolol: Chocolate teapot batting line up strikes again. 158 all out, final 3 wickets taken in the first 3 overs for 4 runs.

Batting conditions look good today, game could flip on it’s head.
 


jakarta

Well-known member
May 25, 2007
15,738
Sullington
Saffers 40-0 batting sensibly, in this 'New Era' of going after every ball they clearly haven't read the script...
 




pasty

A different kind of pasty
Jul 5, 2003
31,035
West, West, West Sussex
Elgar not going to be happy with that. Missing stumps by quite a margin :eek:

Elgar lbw Broad 36

SA 90/2
 


pasty

A different kind of pasty
Jul 5, 2003
31,035
West, West, West Sussex
You've just got to love Jimmy.

Inswinger
Inswinger
Outswinger, nick edge, catch, out :clap2:

Petersen c Pope b Anderson 23

SA 91/3
 










Jeremiah

John 14 : 6
Mar 15, 2020
2,527
Hove
Don't think we will want to be chasing down more than 120 on this pitch and with our batsmen (batters).
 


Triggaaar

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Oct 24, 2005
53,168
Goldstone
Zondo and Mulder look pretty set
 






Eeyore

Colonel Hee-Haw of Queen's Park
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Apr 5, 2014
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Nowt wrong with the pitch there. But the ball is boomeranging in 50th over :eek:
 


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