Justice
Dangerous Idiot
My wife and kids went to Edinburgh last week for a few days and I basically just spent every evening glued to porn hub and raiding the fridge and cupboards eating anything and everything that wasn't nailed down. Jar of open gherkins that haven't been touched for a couple of years? That'll do nicely, now where are those stale, broken cream crackers I just saw? It was madness. I seriously reckon that if I lived on my own I'd be a Channel Five documentary within six months.