3 people, in order of preference, that you'd like to smack in the face

[WATFORD O]

No surprise that you would choose to slap women, wetfart poot.

They are not women. They are alien freaks and deserve a f***ing good kicking.

 

[Bakesy]

Lauren
Henry
Wenger

You want to hit my 6 year old daughter........

 

[nevergoagain]

You want to hit my 6 year old daughter........

you have a 6yr old daughter called Wenger ?, now that is very odd !

for me Mick Hucknall, Tony Blair & Peter Tatchell

 

[tedebear]

Deluded

really? au contraire.....

 

[Scoffers]

Bellotti
Bellotti
Archer

 

[CHAPPERS]

What is Meade's_Ball's fascination with failed British athletes?

 

[Artois]

The Radio 1 Newsbeat presenter, Georgina Bowman

The Bloke that looked at me funny this morning

Kev the Ape

 

[Trufflehound]

What is Meade's_Ball's fascination with failed British athletes?

Doesn't everyone want to punch Sebastian Coe?

 

[WATFORD zero]

John
Mc
Cririck

 

[zefarelly]

oh yes Seb Coe would be a worthy cause

 

[Meade's Ball]

What is Meade's_Ball's fascination with failed British athletes?

I just remember them on Record Breakers and it making me angry. They were quite successful, but what wound me up was their chumminess. I felt it to be a sham. I could see in the eyes of Redmond the racial divide amongst the troop. Black is old school and used to treat the ugly hyena Akabusi as a butler, ordering him to stock up on canned goods or to humiliate himself by playing drums like a monkey would. Redmond and Regis were proud of their heritage and felt this to be an afront. Akabusi just laughed, as always, the goon. Black then began to pretend to be black. He talked like Westwood and bought some Malcolm X posters. Regis was furious, as you can imagine.

 

[Highfields Seagull]

I just remember them on Record Breakers and it making me angry. They were quite successful, but what wound me up was their chumminess. I felt it to be a sham. I could see in the eyes of Redmond the racial divide amongst the troop. Black is old school and used to treat the ugly hyena Akabusi as a butler, ordering him to stock up on canned goods or to humiliate himself by playing drums like a monkey would. Redmond and Regis were proud of their heritage and felt this to be an afront. Akabusi just laughed, as always, the goon. Black then began to pretend to be black. He talked like Westwood and bought some Malcolm X posters. Regis was furious, as you can imagine.

MB, the world would be a much duller place without you.

 

[Tooting Gull]

Jeffrey Archer
David Mellor
Lee Bowyer

Not just one punch either, I'd like to be able to go back in for another swing or two until they were a real mess.

 

[butters(___!___)buttocks]

1. The b@st@rd who cut me up on the way home tonight
2. The c**t who pulled out in front of me this morning
3. The f**ker who didn't let me out into the main road yesterday

I'm a really placid driver - honest guv !

 

[Dover]

1. Lizzie Bardsley. Get this awful woman, and her ilk off the television. This also includes Rik Waller, the ugly Scottish munt, and anyone else who has dared to be on one of these so called talent shows.

2. Simon Cowell. He and his type are the reasoning for section 1.

3. Murdoch. Sky will and is, slowly killing sport as we know it.

 

[withdeanwombat]

1. Anyone who doesn't drive a Peugeot 205

2. The bloke who stole my shirt on Rio de Janeiro beach (cool and tanned and sleek and bloody cheeky!)

3. Bookies (in general)

 

[Dave the OAP]

I'll second that thought

Scott Mcleash - C**T
barry manilow
Black American Rappers

Taxidermists.... There is something of the night about them

 

[Shropshire Seagull]

Hmmm, tough this, so many to choose ....

1. Nigel Benn (assuming no retailiation permited)
2. Tony Blair (for the pain and hurt he's caused to so many others)
* ooh this is hard, only one smack left .....
3. Science (off BB - what a gobby twat)

 

[Lord Cornwallis]

Bush
Rumsfeld
Cheney

As that's my 3 slaps, can I just kick Conny Rice in the bollocks?

 

[rospants]

fiona philips
carol vorderman
linda barker