[Albion] £3.90 for 1 jumbo battered sausage !!

[Garyoldfan]

Am I the only one to think my chippie is taking the Michael ?

 

[Justice]

I sussed my chippy 4 large cod bites for £1 each = 1 medium cod which is £7 and I prefer the cod bites.

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

£ 3 seems to be the going rate now

 

[Peacehaven Wild Kids]

Last time I bought a battered sausage, it was in the chippy near Plough Lane (we lost 1-0)
Subsequently it was about 20p

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

Sadly chippies seem to be rapidly passing into history. For what are typically small family run businesses their costs are rising exponentially while their traditional customer base increasingly baulks at the steeply rising prices. Hard to see how they turn that state of affairs around anytime soon

 

[Justice]

It hurts my sole the demise of the English chippy.

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

It hurts my sole the demise of the English chippy.

There but for the brace of cod

 

[Herr Tubthumper]

It hurts my sole the demise of the English chippy.

They really are floundering at the moment.

 

[Snowflake]

They seem to be floundering in the wake of the cost of living crisis. Oops herr tubthumper beat me to it…

 

[Stat Brother]

Halibut.

 

[Triggaaar]

Wonderful, another thread for fish puns. The humour here is off the charts (yes, I know I could have replaced charts, but I daren't compete with the experts).

 

[chickens]

Am I the only one to think my chippie is taking the Michael ?

£2 here, and that’s up from £1.70. I suspect they were made from what was left on the abattoir floor after the sawdust was put down though.

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

Wonderful, another thread for fish puns. The humour here is off the charts (yes, I know I could have replaced charts, but I daren't compete with the experts).

Sprat

 

[Herr Tubthumper]

Sprat

@Triggaaar seems upset. I’m sure eel get over it though.

 

[birthofanorange]

I'm pretty sure you can get a battered sausage FOC in Brighton.

 

[el punal]

My poor battered giant sausage looks like a blind cobbler’s thumb.

 

[raymondo]

It hurts my sole the demise of the English chippy.

The first fish pun

 

[sydney]

spurs mate of mine recently returned to sussex with his wife and 2 daughters , he had fish and chips at the beach , 2 cups of tea and 2 cups of coffee ....88 quid....!! that is a bloody joke and he is notoriously tight , never gets a round in , i've known him must be 10 years , iv'e never known him buy anyone a pint he really is that tight , he said he almost cried when the bloke in the shop handed him the bill....i could just imagine his lip quivering in disbelief , thats half a weeks shopping for a family off four over here ...!!

 

[swindonseagull]

Am I the only one to think my chippie is taking the Michael ?

£1.50 for a jumbo battered here
Or £10.50 for Large Cod and Chips ( easily feeds 2)
Had fish and chips in Bankers Hangleton recently as a change from Uncle Sam’s pre match … never again £26 ( I think for 2)
Was back to Uncle Sam’s yesterday

 

[GingerBeerMan]

Wonderful, another thread for fish puns. The humour here is off the charts (yes, I know I could have replaced charts, but I daren't compete with the experts).

I'm not buying it out of principle.

(I agree, after 13 years on this forum I find the threads derailed by the same fish puns every 2-4 weeks tedious and boring. I guess it's what makes people happy though)