25 Things that annoy NSC about the Transfer Window.

[The Large One]

I'm a little bit disappointed this doesn't lead to some of [MENTION=24867]chaileyjem[/MENTION]'s handiwork on Buzzfeed.

He's waiting for the full packet, I suspect.

 

[CheeseRolls]

8 I signed him on Football Manager and he was great/rubbish - Thanks for sharing your own little private world with us all.

 

[maltaseagull]

7. Hardly any incoming activity until 2 hours before the deadline- just loads of rumours Grrrr

 

[Dan Aitch]

6. Selling players once it's too late to buy anyone afterwards.

 

[sparkie]

5. Prince Charming bidding insultingly low for our players. Every time.

Pay the 'Palace Tax' you goon.

 

[Icy Gull]

4) Loss of focus

 

[Greg Bobkin]

3) Ernest and his SAUCE.

 

[Puppet Master]

2) Ridiculously good, current La Liga/Full International star linked with us(thus completely implausible)

"Doesn't sound all that good"

 

[Cheeky Monkey]

4) Loss of focus

Beat me to it AGAIN! (Although mine was going to be a bit more wordy). Do you employ the same team of writers as me?!

 

[Icy Gull]

Do you employ the same team of writers as me?!

They told me they'd had an approach from somebody else and they've been pretty lacklustre ever since

 

[Puppet Master]

Another one of my faves is when we do sign one who owing to pedrigee and transfer fee, you just know he's gonna be total gash. Someone always pipes up with

"We signed an unknown 19 year old called Zamora once from Bristol's reserves, and he turned out to be crap didn't he"

See Jonny Dixon, Nathan Elder, Holroyd and so forth....

 

[mejonaNO12 aka riskit]

1) The hangover caused by the Transfer Dealine-Day Drining Game.

 

[BBassic]

#1 - #25 : "Why haven't we signed anyone yet? We're clearly going to finish in the bottom of the league now and the Amex is going to burn down and Tony is going to take his money away and everyone is going to point and laugh at us"

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

The random thread title generator that generates a forename/surname combo that you never heard of before but who we are now apparently meant to discuss for ten or twenty pages. Funnily enough, when we played against that player a week or two back he attracted no comment whatsoever.

 

[The Stout Yeoman]

#17 There was no number 17 ....

 

[footychick]

Those idiots who stand behind the Sky Sports reporters outside their clubs ground

 

[SweatyMexican]

Lewis Grabban's Agent