21-year-old fathers seventh child

[Wozza]

:thud:

A 21-year-old who fathered his first child at 13 is about to become a dad for the seventh time.

Keith Macdonald, from Washington, Tyne and Wear has been branded a "reckless Romeo" after it emerged that all his children are by different women.

He is reported to be living apart from the mother-to-be.

As he is unemployed he does not support his children financially, but Mr Macdonald says he has no plans to father any more children

'Not happy'

The north east has a high rate of teenage pregnancies, with 52 girls per 1,000 under 18 becoming pregnant, as opposed to an England average of 42.

Condom manufacturers also report low sales in the region.

Mr Macdonald said he did not want to have any more children and that his mother has strong views about the situation.

He said: "My mum's not happy about all these kids.

"She tells me to pack it in and keep it in my trousers."

 

[Munkfish]

 

[Robot Chicken]

Keith MacDonald

 

[Silent Bob]

He sounds like a bright spark, did his father never teach him how to put a johnny on?

Did yours teach you how to?

That seems a bit odd to me.

I suppose you are from Reading.

 

[Robot Chicken]

We were taught at school. The teacher used to demonstrate how to put on a condom.

We had to wait for him to get hard, though.

 

[bhaexpress]

Did yours teach you how to?

That seems a bit odd to me.

I suppose you are from Reading.

To the best of my knowledge as yet Ali has fathered NO children and certainly not seven wlike this irresponsible bastard who expects others to pay for. Mind you you can't say too much about the mothers either as this guy must have a reputation locally. Clearly time this bloke was snipped.

 

[Edward Scissorhands]

I bet they're all rough.

 

[Scotty Mac]

good effort

 

[Barrel of Fun]

The blame lies with the kid, social services and his parents.

He should have learnt his lesson after the first one or second one.

Unbelievable that this is still 'allowed' to happen. The extra strain this puts on services, hospitals etc. just because some schmuck can't keep his pants on and seven easy girls can't be bothered to insist they use precaution (and himself) is shocking and makes me very

 

[Drumstick]

Same here the teacher had to get out like 30dildos. And everyone had to put 1 on! Scared to think where they have been! So glad im at college!

 

[Starry]

Twenty ones years old with an eight year old child already and a whole host of siblings behind him/her.

Those poor children and I feel sorry for that guy.

If the best his mother is telling him is to "keep it in your trousers" then what hope was/is there for him?

Sad all round, really.

 

[rospants]

He sounds like a bright spark, did his father never teach him how to put a johnny on?

he says all the kids are a result of failed contraception, he claims the condoms always seem to split

 

[Norman Baker suck my lozenge]

Welcome to Blairs socialist utopia.

 

[Grendel]

Welcome to Blairs socialist utopia.

What has Tony Blair got to do with it? Did he force this guy to impregnate seven different women as part of some bizarre masterplan?

 

[Norman Baker suck my lozenge]

What has Tony Blair got to do with it? Did he force this guy to impregnate seven different women as part of some bizarre masterplan?

Not directly, but His nasty little government are slowly creating a nation of half witted ,cod eyed parasites ,suckling on the welfare nipple,a clone army of voters.

 

[Man of Harveys]

No-one ever got pregnant in the UK before 1997, remember.

 

[Norman Baker suck my lozenge]

No-one ever got pregnant in the UK before 1997, remember.

yes they bloomin well did.

 

[Frutos]

Same here the teacher had to get out like 30dildos. And everyone had to put 1 on!

We put condoms on cucumbers at our school (only as part of the sex ed lesson you understand, not as a regular activity).