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[Misc] 2021 census.... what are you ?









DavidinSouthampton

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Jan 3, 2012
17,336

This! And yes I did put it on the Census entry, as did Mrs DiS.

And no, I’m not trying to start a fight - merely stating facts.
 


Muhammad - I’m hard - Bruce Lee

You can't change fighters
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Jul 25, 2005
10,906
on a pig farm
Depends, I actually put down white Englishman.

But according to the wording on this Sainsburys cheesecake I just ate, I am actually a family of four?
 






Shropshire Seagull

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Nov 5, 2004
8,769
Telford
Gonna make interesting reading for your great great grand kids when this census is released in 100 years time for public consumption.

"Hey, what did your great great grandad do back in 2021?"

"Dunno, don't say, but the census response suggested he was a professional nob 'ed!"

"Nah, I heard he was a comedian."
 
















Garage_Doors

Originally the Swankers
Jun 28, 2008
11,790
Brighton
I'm ****ing livid, the wife did ours and said none of the above.

Same here, i was looking forward to doing it and mention to the wife, "shall we do the census?" Already done it this morning she said !!, what was worse for each question i asked she what she put, it was either the wrong or not what i would have choose !!,
Now got wait 10 years until its my turn :(
 




zefarelly

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Jul 7, 2003
22,767
Sussex, by the sea
I worked on the 2011 census. Joking apart, if people relly put in obvious joke answers it is a criminal offense for which one could get a hefty fine.......
Justvsaying :whistle:

nothing illegal about being a jedi, as opposed to any other religion , all fabricated beliefs. I will also consider myself as much european as English.
 




Herr Tubthumper

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Jul 11, 2003
62,609
The Fatherland
I worked on the 2011 census. Joking apart, if people relly put in obvious joke answers it is a criminal offense for which one could get a hefty fine.......
Justvsaying :whistle:

These days, if you say you're English......
 


Questions

Habitual User
Oct 18, 2006
25,487
Worthing
nothing illegal about being a jedi, as opposed to any other religion , all fabricated beliefs. I will also consider myself as much european as English.

They’ll open a whole can of worms if they push me on being a homosexual Sikh. I’m quite prepared to to wear a turban and then go the rest of the way.
 


A1X

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Sep 1, 2017
20,492
Deepest, darkest Sussex
I am what I am.
 


FatSuperman

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Feb 25, 2016
2,919
I Am WEASEL!

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