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2017 Celebrity Death Pool







jakarta

Well-known member
May 25, 2007
15,738
Sullington
I fear that if Guy Martin goes back to the IoM to get that elusive TT Win he will buy the farm, he just doesn't quite have the pace of Dunlop or McGuinness...
 






Madafwo

I'm probably being facetious.
Nov 11, 2013
1,734
I fear that if Guy Martin goes back to the IoM to get that elusive TT Win he will buy the farm, he just doesn't quite have the pace of Dunlop or McGuinness...

Thought the same, although if he did manage even a single win he'd stop. Done it then and he'll find another challenge. Think he may be back this year.

On topic though I fear Brucey yet "hope" for want of a better word that Hatey Cockpins and Nigel Farage die in a hilarious fashion.
 




dazzer6666

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NSC Patron
Mar 27, 2013
55,557
Burgess Hill
Prince Philip - not the Queen, I reckon she'll make 3 figures.
Dick van Dyke
Vera Lynne (100 this year)
Kirk Douglas (already 100)
June Brown
 


Pinkie Brown

Wir Sind das Volk
Sep 5, 2007
3,637
Neues Zeitalter DDR 🇩🇪
A slightly left field choice but celeb (of sorts): Leonard 'Nipper' Read. The copper who nicked the Krays. Still kicking along at 91.

Phil, the Duke of Athens. I have a hunch this could be his year.

Jack Charlton. Now the wrong side of 80. Supposedly been in poor health in recent times.

President Edogan of Turkey. So many enemies its hard to know where to start. One of them will attempt to bump him off in 2017 I suspect.
 


jakarta

Well-known member
May 25, 2007
15,738
Sullington
Uncle Bob Mugabe would cause me to raise a glass or two, I'm not sure that anyone that comes after him will be any better of course...
 






burnee54

East Upper Hermit
Sep 1, 2011
1,161
up the downs
Music star Peter Green

His brother lives locally. I know someone who knows him, Peter Green has been seen in Seaford. I think you're being a pessimist, as long as he can dodge the cyclists on the promenade.

I'd give you Dave the Gorila hugger, that will REALLY disrupt BBC schedules.

I chucked him out of my pub once in Richmond, Surrey (Peter Green NOT Sir David). I thought he was just another one of them that lived on the riverbank. I kicked myself later.
And before anybody gets all selfrighteous It was my job. As Landlord and Licensee I had to refuse entry to anyone that was or appeared to be drunk, and he smelled like week old cider.

Still wouldn't wish him dead though.
 
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Albion my Albion

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NSC Patron
Feb 6, 2016
19,663
Indiana, USA
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Lindfield23

Well-known member
Dec 14, 2016
772
The Queen, and for a slightly more left-field choice, Bernard Ingham.
 






Icy Gull

Back on the rollercoaster
Jul 5, 2003
72,015
Stirling Moss
Brian Matthew
 






scousefan

Well-known member
Apr 26, 2009
1,242
Liverpool
Kirk Douglas
Ian Brady
Prince Philip
The Queen
Elton John
Clive James
Jeffrey Archer
Bruce Forsyth
Olivia De Havilland
Lord Carrington
 




Worthingite

Sexy Pete... :D
Sep 16, 2011
4,965
Chesterfield
Peter Sallis
June Whitfield
Kirk Douglas
Liz Windsor
As a wild card I'm going to go with Jodie Marsh. She looks a bloody mess
 


Meade's Ball

Well-known member
Jul 7, 2003
13,653
Hither (sometimes Thither)
A Chuckle Brother (dressed as a hound)
Tim Allen (looked up some famous Tims, as I felt one of them was nearing their end, and this perpetual grinner looked to be running out of pleasure)
Steffi Graf (will be destroyed through her Achilles beak)
 


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