2012 World's Hardest Creature Competition, Round 1, Group B

[turienzo's lovechild]

Brazilian Wandering Spider

Cockroach

Grizzly Bear

Immortal Jellyfish

Moray Eel

Orca

Rhino

Wolverine

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

"excuse me sir, could you tell me the time please?"

"why of course, it's SHIT JUST GOT REAL O'CLOCK"

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

groups c and d will start tomorrow

 

[Deleted member 18477]

i havent got a f-ing clue whos hardest lol!

 

[Simster]

The killer whale must have a real chance this time round. Previously held back by the unfair portrayal of it being a complete handbag in Free Willy, the recent Frozen Planet series has shown what a MEAN fucker it can be, killing whales much bigger than itself. Hard.

 

[Badger]

I don't think there's any place for Jellyfish in this poll, they have NO BRAIN.

 

[Trufflehound]

I don't think there's any place for Jellyfish in this poll, they have NO BRAIN.

Neither do many people on this board - they'll fit right in.

 

[Badger]

Neither do many people on this board - they'll fit right in.

Good point well made which is why humans won't get very far in this competition either.

 

[Mendoza]

The Orca is the DADDY, should have taken the crown in previous years. Watching Frozen Planet also confirms they are DOUBLE HARD BASTARDS

 

[Deleted member 18477]

rumour has it that the Grizzly Bear loves a cuddle...

 

[Norman Potting]

Grizzly Bear for me. Rumour has it that the best way of avoiding being eaten by a bear when you are out rambling in the forests of wherever they live is to make sure that you are accompanied by someone who can't run as fast as you.

 

[Pantani]

I'm fully behind the Orca this year, as Simster says Frozen planet showed these bad boys ruling the seas killing all comers in new and exciting ways. Not just hard but intelligent.

Orca eating Great White, then just eating it's liver because the rest tastes like ass.




Eating Seals off the beach, risking death whilst doing so



Orca's just throwing seals around for a laugh



Orca v Sperm Whales which are 8x there size.

 

[Pbseagull]

Grizzly Bear for me. Rumour has it that the best way of avoiding being eaten by a bear when you are out rambling in the forests of wherever they live is to make sure that you are accompanied by someone who can't run as fast as you.

 

[Pbseagull]

Has to be the Orca....taking on a Great White makes it double hard in my book!

 

[Pantani]

Grizzly Bear for me. Rumour has it that the best way of avoiding being eaten by a bear when you are out rambling in the forests of wherever they live is to make sure that you are accompanied by someone who can't run as fast as you.

Either that or bring an Orca with you, take that you Grizzly bastard.

 

[Hatterlovesbrighton]

rumour has it that the Grizzly Bear loves a cuddle...

Yeah. It's likes to cuddle your dead carcass once it's killed you and eaten your inners.

 

[MattBackHome]

"excuse me sir, could you tell me the time please?"

"why of course, it's SHIT JUST GOT REAL O'CLOCK"

Hahaha

"Officer, can you please direct me to the Library?"

"Absolutely, young lady - just head down there and turn left at ALL HELL BREAKING LOOSE"

(Incidentally, I'm going Rhino. Does not give a solitary f***)

 

[New Carpet?]

Not the easiest of groups for the defending champ, but he should still make it through into the next phase.

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

The Orca is the DADDY, should have taken the crown in previous years. Watching Frozen Planet also confirms they are DOUBLE HARD BASTARDS

it won last year!

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

i know i've hidden the results, but i'll tell you know that there's two pre-tournament favourites that are struggling here